sharpememory | [36] - [Voice, Public. So Public.]

Hey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.

Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.

~~Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.~~

[Added later.]

I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.

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From:

lastmanstanding

...No.

[To say that Hoffman is furious, hurt, overly sensitive to this is an understatement.]

From:

buywithme

That...

Actually that sounds quite fun. I think it's a good idea.

From:

notiaraincluded

I'd rather sit on the sidelines and watch. Probably take bets on how long until someone tries to beat the hell outta someone else.

From:

scarlet_discord

You know, I think the idea is awesome, and I hope you won't take it personally if I support it but don't show up myself.

From:

timesbureaucrat

And just what's wrong with aliens? [Not that Narvin wants to speed date anyway, but he does like arguing.]

From:

megamind

Yes, wouldn't want any race mixing with you precious humans. [ So much sneering. ]

From:

prayformefather

You're that desperate to get a date?

From:

truth_is_cold

Usually I don't have any trouble finding someone that is into it. But I'm not one to pass up socializing.

[What the hell is speed dating anyway?]

From:

takeyouapart

[WELL SOMEONE HAS TO JUST FLAT OUT NOT KNOW.]

What is speed dating?

From:

surfaceshine

[That... is probably the sound of someone face-communicatoring.]

From:

aggravating

Yeah, uh, was about to say. Best barge sex I've had? With an alien.

[Sob he misses drunk pool parties already :c ]

From:

nolongerhollow

Ha! I'll join in just for the fun of it!

From:

love_slave

Well if aliens are included, I'll go.

[And she's bringing her robot head too. Enjoy that, guys.]

From:

hunt4commonwealth

Sure, I'll give it a go.

From:

omar

Sound like a good idea to me. [He sees your trolling, Barron. He likes it.] Don't know that I be a good fit, though. Might just observe.

...Think I do know someone who might have a real good time, at that. [And that's how Leslie got signed up for speed dating.]

From:

intofireforever

[Laura's given this some thought before replying.]

What the hell, count me in.

[She's not looking for romance but it might help her to make some new friends!]

From:

everlastingpieces

[There's no reply here, but Mariska is planning to possibly make four of herself and crash the event to troll people. It all depends on whether she has anything better to do that day...]

From:

persuadeyou

How bored are you?

From:

youwillgotohell

'Speed dating?' [No she will not read anything Merlin's asked okay also what is socializing]

From:

vainqueurdeluxe

[Oh, Cashmere is leaning closer to her communicator and grinning.]

Oh? I've heard of this, but I've never actually taken part of it... [Because Districts weren't really allowed those luxuries... Especially she and her brother.]

Sounds like a good time to me.