sharpememory: (Trolling in the deep)
[personal profile] sharpememory
Hey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.

Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.

Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.

[Added later.]

I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.

Date: 2012-09-29 02:17 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Telesales!)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
That...

Actually that sounds quite fun. I think it's a good idea.

Date: 2012-09-29 02:19 am (UTC)
buywithme: (un-fake smile)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
It's called speed dating, Comrade. Of course I have time.

Date: 2012-09-29 02:26 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Something is not right with the world...)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
There will not be.

And I don't know if it's a good idea to unanimously ban non-humans. I mean, if people don't want to date aliens they can just make polite conversation and move on from them...

Date: 2012-09-29 02:28 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Pool water isn't gross! It's chlorinated! It's the best kind of water!

Yeah, I think it can be quite isolating to be an alien here.

Date: 2012-09-29 02:32 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Sadface1)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Why would you say that? I know it isn't true!

Date: 2012-09-29 10:32 pm (UTC)
buywithme: (puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
I know facts about Chlorine, Comrade.

Date: 2012-10-01 10:13 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Ooooooooh!)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
I don't think that's very likely, but I'll accept that it's possible.

Date: 2012-10-01 10:38 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Something is not right with the world...)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
We've been in the pool together before!

[Swishing about in the pool together. It was probably not entirely warden/inmate appropriate.]

Date: 2012-10-01 10:47 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Could it be I am a bad person?)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
I thought you knew this from back home?

Comrade I thought you promised you'd try to lie to me less probably?

[Private]

Date: 2012-10-01 11:01 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Something is not right with the world...)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Something might happen?

Like what, Brother?

[Private]

Date: 2012-10-01 11:28 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
If that's a risk, Comrade, then I'd rather be there, if it's all the same to you. I worry about you as well.

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Date: 2012-10-04 11:14 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Something is not right with the world...)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Wait, at the speed dating?

[Private]

Date: 2012-10-04 11:17 am (UTC)
buywithme: (I will undress you too)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Well... Sure, but I don't think that's how speed dating works?

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