[43] - [Voice]
Mar. 9th, 2013 05:21 pmI'm not feeling musical. Go me. I'm going to play cards in one of the common rooms if anyone wants to join in. If you want to sing about what cards you've got, I guess I can cope.
[Private - Prefect]
Kay reckons that the barge is getting to be more like an actual prison. I guess that's true, but I don't understand why he'd start to do it now. I can't see anywhere in my journal that says changes like this have happened before. Am I right or am I missing stuff?
[Private - Cassel]
I met your friend. So, what are you doing there? Just making alliances or have you got something more specific in mind? [Real friends, what are real friends?]
[Private - Kon]
I don't know you, but we need to talk. It's about Cassel.
[Private - Prefect]
Kay reckons that the barge is getting to be more like an actual prison. I guess that's true, but I don't understand why he'd start to do it now. I can't see anywhere in my journal that says changes like this have happened before. Am I right or am I missing stuff?
[Private - Cassel]
I met your friend. So, what are you doing there? Just making alliances or have you got something more specific in mind? [Real friends, what are real friends?]
[Private - Kon]
I don't know you, but we need to talk. It's about Cassel.
This wouldn't be happening if you all wore gloves. [And Barron holds up his leather-gloved hands. Annoyingly, he actually looks to be in good health.]
I mean, come on, people. This is why personal hygiene and not being naked are a thing, you know?
[Where Barron comes from, gloves are just as critical as pants. Why are none of you wearing pants. :I]
[Private - Cassel]
Stay in your cabin, seriously. This shit always gets nasty fast. [Barron kind of thinks that you can't handle this. Sorry, Cassel.] And don't turn into anything with tentacles, people may think that you're a crazy doctor guy.
I mean, come on, people. This is why personal hygiene and not being naked are a thing, you know?
[Where Barron comes from, gloves are just as critical as pants. Why are none of you wearing pants. :I]
[Private - Cassel]
Stay in your cabin, seriously. This shit always gets nasty fast. [Barron kind of thinks that you can't handle this. Sorry, Cassel.] And don't turn into anything with tentacles, people may think that you're a crazy doctor guy.
[39] - [Video]
Nov. 12th, 2012 07:44 pm[Barron's sitting on his bed, journal pointed up at his face. Behind him, you can just catch sight of a huge collection of post-it notes taped up to the wall, along with highlighted pieces of paper and pages ripped out of various books, as well as what looks suspiciously like a drawing of Prefect's face. That suspicion is probably confirmed, considering you can just see the edge of a post-it reading "...ect" with an arrow pointing down to the picture.]
I gotta question for everyone. Why isn't this a sober barge? Why give guys in jail drinks? It doesn't work like that where I come from.
Not to mention, what's the best place to work in this dump? I want a job. Not like cleaning or anything, I want an awesome job. Like a space mechanic. I could do that, I went to law school.
I gotta question for everyone. Why isn't this a sober barge? Why give guys in jail drinks? It doesn't work like that where I come from.
Not to mention, what's the best place to work in this dump? I want a job. Not like cleaning or anything, I want an awesome job. Like a space mechanic. I could do that, I went to law school.
[38] - [Video]
Oct. 24th, 2012 06:50 pmMom? Philip? Where are you guys? [Well, guess who lost some critical knowledge about how the barge works after messing with some people's memories. Feel free to assume whatever on that front re him messing around with brains.]
And why is everyone here naked? It's gross. I saw old people hands. [Ah, the differences between worlds. Where Barron comes from, wearing gloves is just as important as wearing pants.]
And why is everyone here naked? It's gross. I saw old people hands. [Ah, the differences between worlds. Where Barron comes from, wearing gloves is just as important as wearing pants.]
[36] - [Voice, Public. So Public.]
Sep. 29th, 2012 12:08 pmHey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.
Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.
Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.
[Added later.]
I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.
Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.
[Added later.]
I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.
[35] [Voice - Public]
Sep. 11th, 2012 10:26 amUntil I get further evidence, I have to assume that Tony Stark is arbitrarily being punished for a mixture of partying and being awesome.
[Added later.]
I was right. The wardens are officially the fun police.
[Private - Tony Stark]
Dude, what happened? Why are you in zero? Did you make a robot that went crazy or something?
[Added later.]
I was right. The wardens are officially the fun police.
[Private - Tony Stark]
Dude, what happened? Why are you in zero? Did you make a robot that went crazy or something?
[34] - [Voice, Public]
Sep. 8th, 2012 03:27 pm[Barron sounds like death warmed up. This was intended to be private to Prefect, but due to the flood's affects he couldn't be bothered with it.]
You know what's amazing, comrade? When you reckon that the human body would have a limit to how much vomit it can chuck up. Pro tip? There isn't one. I must have hurled at least a dozen times today.
[A pause, because that lie is not helping Barron feel better right now.]
I think I'm gonna keep drinking until it goes away.
You know what's amazing, comrade? When you reckon that the human body would have a limit to how much vomit it can chuck up. Pro tip? There isn't one. I must have hurled at least a dozen times today.
[A pause, because that lie is not helping Barron feel better right now.]
I think I'm gonna keep drinking until it goes away.
[33] - [Voice] [Public]
Aug. 26th, 2012 07:41 pmYou know what? I don't even give a fuck. I'm going to go find some wolves and hidden treasure. [Barron sounds a little, well, drunk. Probably because he's had quite a lot of alcohol to drink.]
[Private - Prefect]
No going outside for you. There are traps.
[Private - Eddie Nygma]
You and me have gotta have a real awkward talk right about now.
[Private - Prefect]
No going outside for you. There are traps.
[Private - Eddie Nygma]
You and me have gotta have a real awkward talk right about now.
[31] - [Voice]
Jul. 6th, 2012 02:41 pm[Private - Prefect]
You gotta say the code word, then I've got something to confirm with you.
[Eddie, you have made Barron the most paranoid. c:]
[Private - Dean]
Have I got news for you. Also, I need to talk to you in person about a thing.
[Private - Duo]
You made up a punishment for your inmate yet? I'm expecting something brutal, considering how long Prefect was laid up in the infirmary.
[Public]
Can we make people with the same face wear different colors or something? Maybe different hats? It's really awkward to start talking to someone and then realize that they're someone else.
You gotta say the code word, then I've got something to confirm with you.
[Eddie, you have made Barron the most paranoid. c:]
[Private - Dean]
Have I got news for you. Also, I need to talk to you in person about a thing.
[Private - Duo]
You made up a punishment for your inmate yet? I'm expecting something brutal, considering how long Prefect was laid up in the infirmary.
[Public]
Can we make people with the same face wear different colors or something? Maybe different hats? It's really awkward to start talking to someone and then realize that they're someone else.
[29] - [Voice]
Jun. 24th, 2012 09:11 pmTo whatever jackass who stole Prefect's communicator, fuck you. Stealing stuff from a dead guy is really, really classy. [Barron's assuming that that's what went down with the communicator. Also, that the person who did it was probably the killer.] I hope you found being a tool satisfying. You probably didn't even realize that basically everything I said was in jokes between me and Prefect.