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[Dated early in the flood, before Ivy shenanigans.]

Prefect. Come on a boat ride with me. [Barron sounds very, very drunk.] I have a boat and everything.

Date: 2012-06-30 02:05 am (UTC)
buywithme: (un-fake smile)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Okay where are you?

[Oh god Prefect sounds pretty drunk as well. Is this a good idea?]

Date: 2012-06-30 02:10 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] buywithme
No. But wait for me. I can see a blue building right now on the other side of the beach.

Wave your arms so I can see you.

[MASTER PLANNING GOING ON HERE]

Date: 2012-06-30 02:14 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Sadface1)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
I'm walking as fast as I can!

Oh god, one of my shoes came off...

...I can't reach it!

Comrade I might need you to come and help me I am really struggling to stay upright right now.

[BECAUSE NO HE IS NOT PUTTING HIS FOOT BACK DOWN ON THE GROUND WHEN HE ONLY HAS ONE SHOE ON >C]

Date: 2012-06-30 02:17 am (UTC)
buywithme: (puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Yes.

[Oh god everything about this is terrible.]

Okay I'm going to watch the ocean until you get here.

[Still on voice! BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE SPAM!]

Date: 2012-06-30 02:20 am (UTC)
buywithme: (sadface 2)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
I can see a boat, but I don't see you, Comrade.

[And his leg is starting to get tired! Prefect gives an awkward little hop and tries to drunkenly maintain his balance.]

[SPAM!]

Date: 2012-06-30 02:28 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Buy nice things off me!)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[Yes, damn it! It is an emergency! And Barron understands that and Prefect feels strangely moved by that fact.]

Yes! Comrade, you... you are the best.

[Best inmate, best memory worker, best loyal helper with his single shoe problems, BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.]

[SPAM!]

Date: 2012-06-30 02:33 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
It's not a cape. [Prefect informs Barron, knowledgeably] It's a sarong, and I am wearing it correctly.

[Also you're okay with him super quickly reaching out to put his hands on your shoulders, right? Because otherwise he is going to fall over and that is no good at all.]

[SPAM!]

Date: 2012-06-30 02:41 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Something is not right with the world...)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
A piggyback? [Prefect hesitated, very slightly. The cogs in his head were clearly turning.] I know what that looks like? One person climbs on the back of another person and then that person carries them?

I know of them but have never performed one before.

[SPAM!]

Date: 2012-07-02 12:26 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Are we going to do one? A piggyback?

[Prefect looked at Barron, searchingly, as if it had occurred to him just then that some small part of this plan may be flawed... but he quickly brushed the thought away.]

All right, Comrade. You tell me what to do and I shall do it!

[SPAM!]

Date: 2012-07-02 12:47 am (UTC)
buywithme: (could it be I am a bad person?)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[Not sand! Prefect gave a decisive nod, before wrapping his arms around Barron's shoulders more firmly, and obediently keeping a tight hold.]

Right. Yes. I've done that now.

[Was this really all there was to it? This seemed like a doable thing...]

[SPAM!]

Date: 2012-07-02 01:01 am (UTC)
buywithme: (facepalm)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[Well this was strange and terrifying. Prefect pushed his face into Barron's back and tried not to think about the swirling seasickness of being carried this way across the beach.]

Please don't fall over.

[It's a humble enough request, he thinks.]

[SPAM!]

Date: 2012-07-02 11:02 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[That seemed like a lie, but Prefect didn't want to point this out now that they were over open water, which was arguably the only thing worse than sand. Instead, he crossed his legs over Barron's belly, and hung on in dedicated silence.]

[SPAM!]

Date: 2012-07-03 10:43 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[He's a go-getter, that Barron. Normally Prefect might do something more than just lie in the bottom of the boat and hope for the rocking to eventually stop on it's own, but he's at that point of drunkenness where having been kind of dropped down onto a hard surface has only given the world the opportunity to make it absolutely clear how quickly it's spinning.

Instead, he just kind of lies there with his arms and legs still hooked loosely around Barron.]

I think that went pretty well, Comrade. You are a very reliable person to be carried by.

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