sharpememory: (Profile)
Deep and meaningful question for the week, barge. If you could go home, but no one you loved was there, would you do it?
sharpememory: (Sounds good)
[Barron's sitting on his bed, journal pointed up at his face. Behind him, you can just catch sight of a huge collection of post-it notes taped up to the wall, along with highlighted pieces of paper and pages ripped out of various books, as well as what looks suspiciously like a drawing of Prefect's face. That suspicion is probably confirmed, considering you can just see the edge of a post-it reading "...ect" with an arrow pointing down to the picture.]

I gotta question for everyone. Why isn't this a sober barge? Why give guys in jail drinks? It doesn't work like that where I come from.

Not to mention, what's the best place to work in this dump? I want a job. Not like cleaning or anything, I want an awesome job. Like a space mechanic. I could do that, I went to law school.
sharpememory: (Kid perturbed)
Mom? Philip? Where are you guys? [Well, guess who lost some critical knowledge about how the barge works after messing with some people's memories. Feel free to assume whatever on that front re him messing around with brains.]

And why is everyone here naked? It's gross. I saw old people hands. [Ah, the differences between worlds. Where Barron comes from, wearing gloves is just as important as wearing pants.]
sharpememory: (Wait what)
Until I get further evidence, I have to assume that Tony Stark is arbitrarily being punished for a mixture of partying and being awesome.

[Added later.]

I was right. The wardens are officially the fun police.

[Private - Tony Stark]

Dude, what happened? Why are you in zero? Did you make a robot that went crazy or something?
sharpememory: (Profile)
[Barron sounds like death warmed up. This was intended to be private to Prefect, but due to the flood's affects he couldn't be bothered with it.]

You know what's amazing, comrade? When you reckon that the human body would have a limit to how much vomit it can chuck up. Pro tip? There isn't one. I must have hurled at least a dozen times today.

[A pause, because that lie is not helping Barron feel better right now.]

I think I'm gonna keep drinking until it goes away.
sharpememory: (Trolling in the deep)
You know what? I don't even give a fuck. I'm going to go find some wolves and hidden treasure. [Barron sounds a little, well, drunk. Probably because he's had quite a lot of alcohol to drink.]

[Private - Prefect]

No going outside for you. There are traps.

[Private - Eddie Nygma]

You and me have gotta have a real awkward talk right about now.
sharpememory: (Trolling in the deep)
I have like, a health question. How many drinks is it normal to have a day? Of alcohol, that is. Just for a benchmark, 'cause I was having an argument with a guy about this a while ago.

[Private - Eddie Nygma]

Did you really kill Ladd? Because if that's true, I owe you a drink.
sharpememory: (Considering)
To whatever jackass who stole Prefect's communicator, fuck you. Stealing stuff from a dead guy is really, really classy. [Barron's assuming that that's what went down with the communicator. Also, that the person who did it was probably the killer.] I hope you found being a tool satisfying. You probably didn't even realize that basically everything I said was in jokes between me and Prefect.
sharpememory: (Talking)
Warden, meet me on deck. [Sounding extremely mild, almost like someone who's trying too hard to stay calm.]

[What's your name, Prefect. Where is Barron's room. Barron's memory isn't in great shape post flood. Other peeps, feel free to call him out on it if your bro knows about his power, open to spam ect. c:]
sharpememory: (Hmm)
I just thought that I should mention that I'm straight. Just so everyone knows.

[Private - Prefect]

I guess we should talk about Philip. It's a pity that he didn't get the memo on filters.

[Private - Dean]

You should play pool with me. Also, we should invite Wanda and Arkady. If you haven't met them yet, you should.

[Private - Wanda and Arkady]

Do you guys want to play pool with me and Dean? There'd potentially be beer involved.

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