sharpememory: (Looking down)
This wouldn't be happening if you all wore gloves. [And Barron holds up his leather-gloved hands. Annoyingly, he actually looks to be in good health.]

I mean, come on, people. This is why personal hygiene and not being naked are a thing, you know?

[Where Barron comes from, gloves are just as critical as pants. Why are none of you wearing pants. :I]

[Private - Cassel]

Stay in your cabin, seriously. This shit always gets nasty fast. [Barron kind of thinks that you can't handle this. Sorry, Cassel.] And don't turn into anything with tentacles, people may think that you're a crazy doctor guy.
sharpememory: (Trolling in the deep)
Hey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.

Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.

Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.

[Added later.]

I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.
sharpememory: (Maybe)
[Inmate Filer]
I'm looking forward to the day when someone works out how to steer the barge and just takes everyone home. It's a much more solid plan than just blowing everything up.

[Warden Filter, minus Prefect]
I'm not sure how many of you guys are workers, but do any of you know anything about amnesia or memory loss? Outside of the kind of stuff that I do.

Also, Perry Dawsey really shouldn't be working in the kitchen. He doesn't have the people or hygiene skills needed to do it. [Some wardens may have seen Perry and Barron fighting (verbally) in the dining hall a week or so ago.]

[Private - Prefect]
I don't suppose that you've remembered anything yet?
sharpememory: (Neutral/Stare)
[Inmate filter (minus Perry)]

Okay, I promised one of you a bottle of something special. Come and collect. [It was for Vila, but Barron isn't quite sure who he promised it to. If you play your cards right, he could be convinced otherwise.]

[Infirmary filter]

Hey, guys. Could I have a box of your medical gloves? It's for a good cause.


[Private - Perry]

Perry? Are you still here? [Sounding worried, as if he didn't already know that Perry was on board.]

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