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[Barron sounds like death warmed up. This was intended to be private to Prefect, but due to the flood's affects he couldn't be bothered with it.]

You know what's amazing, comrade? When you reckon that the human body would have a limit to how much vomit it can chuck up. Pro tip? There isn't one. I must have hurled at least a dozen times today.

[A pause, because that lie is not helping Barron feel better right now.]

I think I'm gonna keep drinking until it goes away.
sharpememory: (Maybe)
Well, that was enlightening. Being a cat was kind of enjoyable, to be honest. I've had worse weekends in my life.

Quick question, barge at large. How many of you aren't actually really old? As in, under twenty five? It seems like the vast majority of people are outside of that age group, but I'm curious. And also disappointed by the lack of learning opportunities around. Most prisons normally have some type of educational program to get qualifications, which isn't really relevant to us, but it does have the potential to give some of us something to do.

[Private - Prefect]

Hey. Are we going to meet up? I haven't seen you in a while. [Guess what, Prefect. It's a Tuesday.]
sharpememory: (That sounds interesting)
So, Prefect finally got me my powers back. It's been pretty great. I totally convinced some girl in the dining hall line that she needed to give me the last muffin because of some childhood trauma. You know, the usual. [Barron laughs.] Amazing stuff. Of course, that counts as using my powers responsibly, right? Because getting that muffin was pretty serious business.


[Inmate Filter]

So, yeah. That's where I'm at. It's amazing. I'm going to go and see if I can get some of you guys to fight with each other. I'll want a bit of a show, if you've all got any recommendations. Otherwise I'll be in the second floor common room, if anyone wants a game of pool.


[Private - Prefect]

Not really, not really. Go get a drink or something, old man. I've got a plan going. Just make sure you keep your journal around. I expect material rewards if I get some names. We're talking gloves. Lots of gloves.


[OOC: Barron is so full of lies. He doesn't have his power back. He's trying to goad people into attacking him so he can work out where some weapons are. And make Prefect feel bad if he ends up dying.]
sharpememory: (Neutral/Stare)
[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.

[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.

[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]

It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.

[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]

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