sharpememory: (Profile)
I want the pool table back. How could the Admiral take the only thing around here that's even vaguely interesting? What are we supposed to do now, play cards?

[Private - Dean]
Fix this. [It's serious business. :I]

[A delayed response because... Barron tends to ignore Admiral announcements?]
sharpememory: (Profile)
[Barron sounds like death warmed up. This was intended to be private to Prefect, but due to the flood's affects he couldn't be bothered with it.]

You know what's amazing, comrade? When you reckon that the human body would have a limit to how much vomit it can chuck up. Pro tip? There isn't one. I must have hurled at least a dozen times today.

[A pause, because that lie is not helping Barron feel better right now.]

I think I'm gonna keep drinking until it goes away.
sharpememory: (Not amused)
Look, guys. This is mainly a respect thing, but could you not talk about trying to sleep with my warden? Seriously? I was going to bring it up on that old guy's post, but this seems to be a barge wide thing. Prefect doesn't want to get with you. Really. If you'd spoken to the guy or tried to get within two feet of him you'd know that. So stop it. It's a bit like trying to get together with my barge dad. It just makes things awkward for everyone.
sharpememory: (Srs face/fake sad)
[Warden Filter]

[Barron sounds shaken.] Wardens. All of you. I want to know what "evidence" you think you have. Because there is no way that I would do that to two people. I didn't kill anyone. I couldn't do something like that.

[Filtered to Prefect, Olive, Loki, Eddie Nygma and Sarah Harding]

You guys. Out of all of them, you have to know that I wouldn't have done something like this. And I- [He stops. And sounds even more miserable when he continues.] I'm not going to lie to you, I confronted O'Brien about Prefect. But that was it. I spoke to him and left, hours ago. I don't know why he did what he did or whether he's trying to frame me, but you all have to believe me that I didn't have anything to do with it. I probably shouldn't have spoken to him at all, but I just couldn't have known that he would react this way. I never wanted this to happen.

[OOC: Barron's replies will either be before or after he's admitted what happened to Prefect. Feel free to specify if it's before or after in your subject line. c:]
sharpememory: (Wait what)
Prefect's hurt. Dying maybe. There for days. Level three, room fourteen to sixteen. Don't know which. Send doctors.

[OOC: There may be some in universe late replies, once Prefect has gone to the infirmary and Barron can reply properly. c:]
sharpememory: (Maybe)
Well, that was enlightening. Being a cat was kind of enjoyable, to be honest. I've had worse weekends in my life.

Quick question, barge at large. How many of you aren't actually really old? As in, under twenty five? It seems like the vast majority of people are outside of that age group, but I'm curious. And also disappointed by the lack of learning opportunities around. Most prisons normally have some type of educational program to get qualifications, which isn't really relevant to us, but it does have the potential to give some of us something to do.

[Private - Prefect]

Hey. Are we going to meet up? I haven't seen you in a while. [Guess what, Prefect. It's a Tuesday.]
sharpememory: (Not amused)
It's normally not my thing to tell people when they're making a mistake. Especially not cops and competition. [Takes a breath.]

There's a whole bunch of people coming on board. People don't come from nowhere. It's pretty clear that we've landed at a port and our friend the Admiral is yet to announce it.

So why aren't any of you taking advantage? Especially the new people? Don't you guys want out before we move on? Doesn't anyone want to tell the cops about this hellhole?

[Dramatic sigh.] Some of us aren't satisfied sitting around and waiting for a rescue.
sharpememory: (Hmmmm)
To the 'Admiral' and 'wardens' of the barge. [Feel the sarcasm guys.] My warden, Prefect, is still affected by the flood. Since it's clearly not wearing off any time soon, can I have a new warden? Prefect's making me uncomfortable. It's just not working out.


[OOC: Since Barron changed Prefect's memory and it hasn't worn off yet, Prefect still thinks that they're dating. It was Barron who was affected by the flood. And sorry for the flist spam, guys. :c]

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