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To the 'Admiral' and 'wardens' of the barge. [Feel the sarcasm guys.] My warden, Prefect, is still affected by the flood. Since it's clearly not wearing off any time soon, can I have a new warden? Prefect's making me uncomfortable. It's just not working out.


[OOC: Since Barron changed Prefect's memory and it hasn't worn off yet, Prefect still thinks that they're dating. It was Barron who was affected by the flood. And sorry for the flist spam, guys. :c]

BAWWWWWW

Date: 2011-02-19 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Why are you being like this?

Poor Prefect.

Date: 2011-02-19 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
It's not you, Prefect. It's the flood.

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK HIS HEART, BARRON?

Date: 2011-02-19 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
It's not a flood! You know it's not a flood! We've had floods happen before and it didn't change us... I don't understand why this one has too.

CRUSH IT. LIKE A GRAPE. :c

Date: 2011-02-19 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I have no idea what you're talking about. [Oh, the awkward.] There's no us, Prefect. It's just something that the Admiral put in your head.

Re: CRUSH IT. LIKE A GRAPE. :c

Date: 2011-02-19 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
No! It wasn't... Floods aren't like this! When a flood ends, it ends!

You have to remember, the first time we met? Out on deck? Under the stars? Or... in your cabin? The thing with the hair driers?

[What thing with the hair driers? IDK YOU PUT THE MEMORIES THERE, YOU TELL ME!]

[Private] - FILTERED SO HARD.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I don't know, ask the Admiral. He made this one happen. [Barron really, really wants to fix this now. ASAP.]

Yeah, yeah. I remember. The hair driers and the plants. It was great. [Pause.] Can we talk? In person?

[Private] - He certainly did not. c:

Date: 2011-02-19 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
That's what I want to talk about. Right now.

[Private] - lolololol sorry bro.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
You are implying that I'm sexually harassing you!

[Private] - oh, Prefect. <33

Date: 2011-02-19 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
What? No. I didn't say that. I just meant that it was making me uncomfortable emotionally.

Look, I think we really need to sort this out in person. Where are you?

[Private] - HE'S SO MATURE.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
In the pub. And you can't get in because you're not a warden, so there.

[Private] - BEST WARDEN EVER.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
[Have a long pause.] Prefect, are you drinking tequila again?
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
No.

We finished the tequila.

That was the last bottle.

Now I'm drinking something else. It's blue.
Edited Date: 2011-02-19 07:22 am (UTC)

[Private] - BEST WARDEN EVER.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Or tequila moment was pretty special, yeah. [The whole bottle, though...]

Alright. You need to stop drinking the blue and come out of the pub. I have something green for you, if you want to see me. [Blatant lies.]

[Private] - I PROMISE HE WILL COOPERATE SOON :c

Date: 2011-02-19 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Did you ever love me?

Or were you just waiting for the first convenient flood to pawn me off on?

[Private] - FOLLOW THE LOL DRAGON.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I have no idea how to answer that. [He really doesn't.]

I'm not pawning you off, Prefect. I just- [Time to lie!] I think you deserve someone better. I am an inmate.

[Private] - LONG MAY IT FLY...

Date: 2011-02-19 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I was an inmate for years, and you think that's a good excuse to just... throw this away? You think you can just pretend it was a flood?

I love you!

[Private] - ON RAINBOW WINGS

Date: 2011-02-19 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I'm not pretending Prefect, I know it is a flood. I really do. I'm not throwing away anything, since it didn't exist before.

Your love isn't real. It's just the flood, Prefect. Just the flood.

[Private] - ON RAINBOW WINGS

Date: 2011-02-19 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Three months! It's been three months, and it hasn't been like... three months of living on a space station, or three months of thinking that I'm a Leopard, it's just been three months, on the Barge, with you.

That's not how floods work, Comrade!

[Private] - WITH A BODY OF SPARKLES.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
[You're backing him into a corner, Prefect.] I know. I'm sure they meant a lot to you. But you need to talk to me. Either talk to me or-

[Barron can't believe that he's saying this, but those hair driers were really embarrassing.] Talk to me or read my file again. Your call, Prefect.

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-19 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
...Read your file again?

[RUSTLE RUSTLE. WHAT.]

[WHAAAAAT.]

All right, Comrade. I think you need to... to tell me what's actually been going on between us for the last three months?

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-19 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I don't know. You've got the file. You tell me. [Endless maturity.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-19 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
It only tells me what you did before you got here! And why did you make me think I was in love with you?

[Pause.]

Comrade... we didn't....

We didn't actually... nothing happened, right?

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-19 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
The flood, of course. [Honesty, for once.]

No, of course not. [At least he doesn't remember anything like that happening.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-19 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
The flood? You mean, the one that just happened?

[Brb, backreading the journals.]

You've been here for less that a week? Comrade that is... you are incredible!

[Not a compliment. He's pissed :c]

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-19 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
[Awkward for everyone. And so taking that the wrong way.]

Sure I am. But I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to be doing anything like that again.

[Fake sad.] You do seem pretty hurt by it.

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-19 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
No, Comrade, you definitely won't be doing anything like that again!

[Rarr! Not that he'll... do anything to enforce that, of course.]

I'm not hurt I'm... [Pause] Well, I am hurt, but only because I thought I was in love with you. If I set aside my love for you, I'm just really incredibly angry!
Edited Date: 2011-02-19 11:38 pm (UTC)

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-20 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I know that I won't be. I can give you my word. [Which is literally worth nothing.]

I can get rid of that for you. Get rid of the memories. It doesn't count, because I'd be doing the right thing. And you don't want to be stuck with them forever, do you?

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-20 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
All right. Thank you.

[Erk, does he want to get rid of the residual feelings of adoration, he's got for Barron? YES. Does he trust Barron not to erase this conversation and whatever else he doesn't like while he's in there? No.]

No thank you, Comrade. I'll just... I'll wait for my next death toll.

[Private]

Date: 2011-02-21 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
[Prefect's suspicion is entirely justified. And accurate.]

Death toll? What's that supposed to be?

Date: 2011-02-19 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
Comrade, what have you done to him?

Floods don't work like that.

Date: 2011-02-19 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I haven't done anything to him. It's the Admiral.

They might work like that. You never know, do you?

Date: 2011-02-19 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
I've been here long enough to observe. They don't, comrade.

Date: 2011-02-19 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
You've made a mistake. What are you, some kind of flood scientist?

Date: 2011-02-19 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
No, just observant, comrade. You ought to try it some time.

Date: 2011-02-19 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I'm more observant than you can possibly know.

Date: 2011-02-19 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
Oh, really, comrade? You clearly don't know me.

Date: 2011-02-19 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I know you more than you think I do. [Blatant lies.]

Date: 2011-02-19 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
You're not the Party, comrade.

Date: 2011-02-20 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Last time I checked, no. What's the Party?

Date: 2011-02-20 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
I thought you knew all about me, comrade.

Date: 2011-02-21 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
There's more to you than a Party. Whatever it is. [Nice save.]

Date: 2011-02-21 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
Oh, comrade. Anyone else, that'd be true. Never mind.

Date: 2011-02-22 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
What, so after all that drama you're just not going to tell me?

I love it. <3

Date: 2011-02-22 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Fine then. I'm not going to ask twice.

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