Barron Sharpe

[Barron's sitting on his bed, journal pointed up at his face. Behind him, you can just catch sight of a huge collection of post-it notes taped up to the wall, along with highlighted pieces of paper and pages ripped out of various books, as well as what looks suspiciously like a drawing of Prefect's face. That suspicion is probably confirmed, considering you can just see the edge of a post-it reading "...ect" with an arrow pointing down to the picture.]

I gotta question for everyone. Why isn't this a sober barge? Why give guys in jail drinks? It doesn't work like that where I come from.

Not to mention, what's the best place to work in this dump? I want a job. Not like cleaning or anything, I want an awesome job. Like a space mechanic. I could do that, I went to law school.

[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.

[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.

[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]

It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.

[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]