sharpememory: (Profile)
Deep and meaningful question for the week, barge. If you could go home, but no one you loved was there, would you do it?
sharpememory: (Profile)
I'm not feeling musical. Go me. I'm going to play cards in one of the common rooms if anyone wants to join in. If you want to sing about what cards you've got, I guess I can cope.

[Private - Prefect]

Kay reckons that the barge is getting to be more like an actual prison. I guess that's true, but I don't understand why he'd start to do it now. I can't see anywhere in my journal that says changes like this have happened before. Am I right or am I missing stuff?

[Private - Cassel]

I met your friend. So, what are you doing there? Just making alliances or have you got something more specific in mind? [Real friends, what are real friends?]

[Private - Kon]

I don't know you, but we need to talk. It's about Cassel.
sharpememory: (Profile)
I want the pool table back. How could the Admiral take the only thing around here that's even vaguely interesting? What are we supposed to do now, play cards?

[Private - Dean]
Fix this. [It's serious business. :I]

[A delayed response because... Barron tends to ignore Admiral announcements?]
sharpememory: (Looking down)
This wouldn't be happening if you all wore gloves. [And Barron holds up his leather-gloved hands. Annoyingly, he actually looks to be in good health.]

I mean, come on, people. This is why personal hygiene and not being naked are a thing, you know?

[Where Barron comes from, gloves are just as critical as pants. Why are none of you wearing pants. :I]

[Private - Cassel]

Stay in your cabin, seriously. This shit always gets nasty fast. [Barron kind of thinks that you can't handle this. Sorry, Cassel.] And don't turn into anything with tentacles, people may think that you're a crazy doctor guy.
sharpememory: (Sounds good)
[Barron's sitting on his bed, journal pointed up at his face. Behind him, you can just catch sight of a huge collection of post-it notes taped up to the wall, along with highlighted pieces of paper and pages ripped out of various books, as well as what looks suspiciously like a drawing of Prefect's face. That suspicion is probably confirmed, considering you can just see the edge of a post-it reading "...ect" with an arrow pointing down to the picture.]

I gotta question for everyone. Why isn't this a sober barge? Why give guys in jail drinks? It doesn't work like that where I come from.

Not to mention, what's the best place to work in this dump? I want a job. Not like cleaning or anything, I want an awesome job. Like a space mechanic. I could do that, I went to law school.
sharpememory: (Trolling in the deep)
Hey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.

Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.

Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.

[Added later.]

I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.
sharpememory: (Wait what)
Until I get further evidence, I have to assume that Tony Stark is arbitrarily being punished for a mixture of partying and being awesome.

[Added later.]

I was right. The wardens are officially the fun police.

[Private - Tony Stark]

Dude, what happened? Why are you in zero? Did you make a robot that went crazy or something?
sharpememory: (Trolling in the deep)
You know what? I don't even give a fuck. I'm going to go find some wolves and hidden treasure. [Barron sounds a little, well, drunk. Probably because he's had quite a lot of alcohol to drink.]

[Private - Prefect]

No going outside for you. There are traps.

[Private - Eddie Nygma]

You and me have gotta have a real awkward talk right about now.
sharpememory: (Trolling in the deep)
I have like, a health question. How many drinks is it normal to have a day? Of alcohol, that is. Just for a benchmark, 'cause I was having an argument with a guy about this a while ago.

[Private - Eddie Nygma]

Did you really kill Ladd? Because if that's true, I owe you a drink.
sharpememory: (Trolling in the deep)
[Private - Prefect]

You gotta say the code word, then I've got something to confirm with you.

[Eddie, you have made Barron the most paranoid. c:]


[Private - Dean]

Have I got news for you. Also, I need to talk to you in person about a thing.


[Private - Duo]

You made up a punishment for your inmate yet? I'm expecting something brutal, considering how long Prefect was laid up in the infirmary.


[Public]

Can we make people with the same face wear different colors or something? Maybe different hats? It's really awkward to start talking to someone and then realize that they're someone else.
sharpememory: (Sounds good)
[Dated early in the flood, before Ivy shenanigans.]

Prefect. Come on a boat ride with me. [Barron sounds very, very drunk.] I have a boat and everything.
sharpememory: (Hmm)
I just thought that I should mention that I'm straight. Just so everyone knows.

[Private - Prefect]

I guess we should talk about Philip. It's a pity that he didn't get the memo on filters.

[Private - Dean]

You should play pool with me. Also, we should invite Wanda and Arkady. If you haven't met them yet, you should.

[Private - Wanda and Arkady]

Do you guys want to play pool with me and Dean? There'd potentially be beer involved.
sharpememory: (Philip unamused)
[Philip leans in close to the camera. At the very bottom of the screen, you can see the horrible, ropey scar that runs along the bottom of his neck.]

I want to talk to whoever is in charge here. Fed, magic wizard sea captain, whatever. We're gonna make a deal, because if we don't, things are going to get a bit unpleasant for everyone else around here.
sharpememory: (Hmmmm)
[Private - David]

If you're still up for what we talked about, I've got a suggestion for a plan. I think you might like it.
sharpememory: (Maybe)
[Inmate Filer]
I'm looking forward to the day when someone works out how to steer the barge and just takes everyone home. It's a much more solid plan than just blowing everything up.

[Warden Filter, minus Prefect]
I'm not sure how many of you guys are workers, but do any of you know anything about amnesia or memory loss? Outside of the kind of stuff that I do.

Also, Perry Dawsey really shouldn't be working in the kitchen. He doesn't have the people or hygiene skills needed to do it. [Some wardens may have seen Perry and Barron fighting (verbally) in the dining hall a week or so ago.]

[Private - Prefect]
I don't suppose that you've remembered anything yet?
sharpememory: (Not amused)
[Private to Prefect]

Where are you? Are you armed? Still alive?

[Private to Loki]

If you wanted to pick a time to bail, this is it.
sharpememory: (Default)
Come on. Let's meet and find some shops. You need more suits in your life.

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