[43] - [Voice]
Mar. 9th, 2013 05:21 pmI'm not feeling musical. Go me. I'm going to play cards in one of the common rooms if anyone wants to join in. If you want to sing about what cards you've got, I guess I can cope.
[Private - Prefect]
Kay reckons that the barge is getting to be more like an actual prison. I guess that's true, but I don't understand why he'd start to do it now. I can't see anywhere in my journal that says changes like this have happened before. Am I right or am I missing stuff?
[Private - Cassel]
I met your friend. So, what are you doing there? Just making alliances or have you got something more specific in mind? [Real friends, what are real friends?]
[Private - Kon]
I don't know you, but we need to talk. It's about Cassel.
[Private - Prefect]
Kay reckons that the barge is getting to be more like an actual prison. I guess that's true, but I don't understand why he'd start to do it now. I can't see anywhere in my journal that says changes like this have happened before. Am I right or am I missing stuff?
[Private - Cassel]
I met your friend. So, what are you doing there? Just making alliances or have you got something more specific in mind? [Real friends, what are real friends?]
[Private - Kon]
I don't know you, but we need to talk. It's about Cassel.
This wouldn't be happening if you all wore gloves. [And Barron holds up his leather-gloved hands. Annoyingly, he actually looks to be in good health.]
I mean, come on, people. This is why personal hygiene and not being naked are a thing, you know?
[Where Barron comes from, gloves are just as critical as pants. Why are none of you wearing pants. :I]
[Private - Cassel]
Stay in your cabin, seriously. This shit always gets nasty fast. [Barron kind of thinks that you can't handle this. Sorry, Cassel.] And don't turn into anything with tentacles, people may think that you're a crazy doctor guy.
I mean, come on, people. This is why personal hygiene and not being naked are a thing, you know?
[Where Barron comes from, gloves are just as critical as pants. Why are none of you wearing pants. :I]
[Private - Cassel]
Stay in your cabin, seriously. This shit always gets nasty fast. [Barron kind of thinks that you can't handle this. Sorry, Cassel.] And don't turn into anything with tentacles, people may think that you're a crazy doctor guy.
[39] - [Video]
Nov. 12th, 2012 07:44 pm[Barron's sitting on his bed, journal pointed up at his face. Behind him, you can just catch sight of a huge collection of post-it notes taped up to the wall, along with highlighted pieces of paper and pages ripped out of various books, as well as what looks suspiciously like a drawing of Prefect's face. That suspicion is probably confirmed, considering you can just see the edge of a post-it reading "...ect" with an arrow pointing down to the picture.]
I gotta question for everyone. Why isn't this a sober barge? Why give guys in jail drinks? It doesn't work like that where I come from.
Not to mention, what's the best place to work in this dump? I want a job. Not like cleaning or anything, I want an awesome job. Like a space mechanic. I could do that, I went to law school.
I gotta question for everyone. Why isn't this a sober barge? Why give guys in jail drinks? It doesn't work like that where I come from.
Not to mention, what's the best place to work in this dump? I want a job. Not like cleaning or anything, I want an awesome job. Like a space mechanic. I could do that, I went to law school.
[36] - [Voice, Public. So Public.]
Sep. 29th, 2012 12:08 pmHey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.
Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.
Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.
[Added later.]
I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.
Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.
[Added later.]
I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.
[35] [Voice - Public]
Sep. 11th, 2012 10:26 amUntil I get further evidence, I have to assume that Tony Stark is arbitrarily being punished for a mixture of partying and being awesome.
[Added later.]
I was right. The wardens are officially the fun police.
[Private - Tony Stark]
Dude, what happened? Why are you in zero? Did you make a robot that went crazy or something?
[Added later.]
I was right. The wardens are officially the fun police.
[Private - Tony Stark]
Dude, what happened? Why are you in zero? Did you make a robot that went crazy or something?
[33] - [Voice] [Public]
Aug. 26th, 2012 07:41 pmYou know what? I don't even give a fuck. I'm going to go find some wolves and hidden treasure. [Barron sounds a little, well, drunk. Probably because he's had quite a lot of alcohol to drink.]
[Private - Prefect]
No going outside for you. There are traps.
[Private - Eddie Nygma]
You and me have gotta have a real awkward talk right about now.
[Private - Prefect]
No going outside for you. There are traps.
[Private - Eddie Nygma]
You and me have gotta have a real awkward talk right about now.
[31] - [Voice]
Jul. 6th, 2012 02:41 pm[Private - Prefect]
You gotta say the code word, then I've got something to confirm with you.
[Eddie, you have made Barron the most paranoid. c:]
[Private - Dean]
Have I got news for you. Also, I need to talk to you in person about a thing.
[Private - Duo]
You made up a punishment for your inmate yet? I'm expecting something brutal, considering how long Prefect was laid up in the infirmary.
[Public]
Can we make people with the same face wear different colors or something? Maybe different hats? It's really awkward to start talking to someone and then realize that they're someone else.
You gotta say the code word, then I've got something to confirm with you.
[Eddie, you have made Barron the most paranoid. c:]
[Private - Dean]
Have I got news for you. Also, I need to talk to you in person about a thing.
[Private - Duo]
You made up a punishment for your inmate yet? I'm expecting something brutal, considering how long Prefect was laid up in the infirmary.
[Public]
Can we make people with the same face wear different colors or something? Maybe different hats? It's really awkward to start talking to someone and then realize that they're someone else.
[25] - [Voice]
Apr. 7th, 2012 11:42 amI just thought that I should mention that I'm straight. Just so everyone knows.
[Private - Prefect]
I guess we should talk about Philip. It's a pity that he didn't get the memo on filters.
[Private - Dean]
You should play pool with me. Also, we should invite Wanda and Arkady. If you haven't met them yet, you should.
[Private - Wanda and Arkady]
Do you guys want to play pool with me and Dean? There'd potentially be beer involved.
[Private - Prefect]
I guess we should talk about Philip. It's a pity that he didn't get the memo on filters.
[Private - Dean]
You should play pool with me. Also, we should invite Wanda and Arkady. If you haven't met them yet, you should.
[Private - Wanda and Arkady]
Do you guys want to play pool with me and Dean? There'd potentially be beer involved.
[24] - [Video]
Mar. 31st, 2012 11:28 am[Philip leans in close to the camera. At the very bottom of the screen, you can see the horrible, ropey scar that runs along the bottom of his neck.]
I want to talk to whoever is in charge here. Fed, magic wizard sea captain, whatever. We're gonna make a deal, because if we don't, things are going to get a bit unpleasant for everyone else around here.
I want to talk to whoever is in charge here. Fed, magic wizard sea captain, whatever. We're gonna make a deal, because if we don't, things are going to get a bit unpleasant for everyone else around here.
[21] - [Voice]
Nov. 24th, 2011 01:40 pm[Inmate Filer]
I'm looking forward to the day when someone works out how to steer the barge and just takes everyone home. It's a much more solid plan than just blowing everything up.
[Warden Filter, minus Prefect]
I'm not sure how many of you guys are workers, but do any of you know anything about amnesia or memory loss? Outside of the kind of stuff that I do.
Also, Perry Dawsey really shouldn't be working in the kitchen. He doesn't have the people or hygiene skills needed to do it. [Some wardens may have seen Perry and Barron fighting (verbally) in the dining hall a week or so ago.]
[Private - Prefect]
I don't suppose that you've remembered anything yet?
I'm looking forward to the day when someone works out how to steer the barge and just takes everyone home. It's a much more solid plan than just blowing everything up.
[Warden Filter, minus Prefect]
I'm not sure how many of you guys are workers, but do any of you know anything about amnesia or memory loss? Outside of the kind of stuff that I do.
Also, Perry Dawsey really shouldn't be working in the kitchen. He doesn't have the people or hygiene skills needed to do it. [Some wardens may have seen Perry and Barron fighting (verbally) in the dining hall a week or so ago.]
[Private - Prefect]
I don't suppose that you've remembered anything yet?