[2] - [Voice]
Feb. 19th, 2011 05:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sharpememoryTo the 'Admiral' and 'wardens' of the barge. [Feel the sarcasm guys.] My warden, Prefect, is still affected by the flood. Since it's clearly not wearing off any time soon, can I have a new warden? Prefect's making me uncomfortable. It's just not working out.
[OOC: Since Barron changed Prefect's memory and it hasn't worn off yet, Prefect still thinks that they're dating. It was Barron who was affected by the flood. And sorry for the flist spam, guys. :c]
[OOC: Since Barron changed Prefect's memory and it hasn't worn off yet, Prefect still thinks that they're dating. It was Barron who was affected by the flood. And sorry for the flist spam, guys. :c]
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Poor Prefect.
Date: 2011-02-19 06:28 am (UTC)WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK HIS HEART, BARRON?
Date: 2011-02-19 06:31 am (UTC)CRUSH IT. LIKE A GRAPE. :c
Date: 2011-02-19 06:39 am (UTC)Re: CRUSH IT. LIKE A GRAPE. :c
Date: 2011-02-19 06:55 am (UTC)You have to remember, the first time we met? Out on deck? Under the stars? Or... in your cabin? The thing with the hair driers?
[What thing with the hair driers? IDK YOU PUT THE MEMORIES THERE, YOU TELL ME!]
[Private] - FILTERED SO HARD.
Date: 2011-02-19 07:03 am (UTC)Yeah, yeah. I remember. The hair driers and the plants. It was great. [Pause.] Can we talk? In person?
[Private] - Did you prepare for the possibility that your warden is a difficult, touchy bitch?
Date: 2011-02-19 07:07 am (UTC)[Private] - He certainly did not. c:
Date: 2011-02-19 07:10 am (UTC)[Private] - lolololol sorry bro.
Date: 2011-02-19 07:12 am (UTC)[Private] - oh, Prefect. <33
Date: 2011-02-19 07:14 am (UTC)Look, I think we really need to sort this out in person. Where are you?
[Private] - HE'S SO MATURE.
Date: 2011-02-19 07:16 am (UTC)[Private] - BEST WARDEN EVER.
Date: 2011-02-19 07:20 am (UTC)[Private] - AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU WERE PAIRED WITH THIS GENIUS
Date: 2011-02-19 07:22 am (UTC)We finished the tequila.
That was the last bottle.
Now I'm drinking something else. It's blue.
[Private] - BEST WARDEN EVER.
Date: 2011-02-19 07:24 am (UTC)Alright. You need to stop drinking the blue and come out of the pub. I have something green for you, if you want to see me. [Blatant lies.]
[Private] - I PROMISE HE WILL COOPERATE SOON :c
Date: 2011-02-19 07:26 am (UTC)Or were you just waiting for the first convenient flood to pawn me off on?
[Private] - FOLLOW THE LOL DRAGON.
Date: 2011-02-19 07:32 am (UTC)I'm not pawning you off, Prefect. I just- [Time to lie!] I think you deserve someone better. I am an inmate.
[Private] - LONG MAY IT FLY...
Date: 2011-02-19 07:38 am (UTC)I love you!
[Private] - ON RAINBOW WINGS
Date: 2011-02-19 07:41 am (UTC)Your love isn't real. It's just the flood, Prefect. Just the flood.
[Private] - ON RAINBOW WINGS
Date: 2011-02-19 07:48 am (UTC)That's not how floods work, Comrade!
[Private] - WITH A BODY OF SPARKLES.
Date: 2011-02-19 07:51 am (UTC)[Barron can't believe that he's saying this, but those hair driers were really embarrassing.] Talk to me or read my file again. Your call, Prefect.
[Private]
Date: 2011-02-19 08:01 am (UTC)[RUSTLE RUSTLE. WHAT.]
[WHAAAAAT.]
All right, Comrade. I think you need to... to tell me what's actually been going on between us for the last three months?
[Private]
Date: 2011-02-19 08:03 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-02-19 08:06 am (UTC)[Pause.]
Comrade... we didn't....
We didn't actually... nothing happened, right?
[Private]
Date: 2011-02-19 08:29 am (UTC)No, of course not. [At least he doesn't remember anything like that happening.]
[Private]
Date: 2011-02-19 10:35 pm (UTC)[Brb, backreading the journals.]
You've been here for less that a week? Comrade that is... you are incredible!
[Not a compliment. He's pissed :c]
[Private]
Date: 2011-02-19 10:59 pm (UTC)Sure I am. But I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to be doing anything like that again.
[Fake sad.] You do seem pretty hurt by it.
[Private]
Date: 2011-02-19 11:20 pm (UTC)[Rarr! Not that he'll... do anything to enforce that, of course.]
I'm not hurt I'm... [Pause] Well, I am hurt, but only because I thought I was in love with you. If I set aside my love for you, I'm just really incredibly angry!
[Private]
Date: 2011-02-20 12:16 am (UTC)I can get rid of that for you. Get rid of the memories. It doesn't count, because I'd be doing the right thing. And you don't want to be stuck with them forever, do you?
[Private]
Date: 2011-02-20 12:52 am (UTC)[Erk, does he want to get rid of the residual feelings of adoration, he's got for Barron? YES. Does he trust Barron not to erase this conversation and whatever else he doesn't like while he's in there? No.]
No thank you, Comrade. I'll just... I'll wait for my next death toll.
[Private]
Date: 2011-02-21 10:23 am (UTC)Death toll? What's that supposed to be?