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[Dated early in the flood, before Ivy shenanigans.]

Prefect. Come on a boat ride with me. [Barron sounds very, very drunk.] I have a boat and everything.

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Date: 2012-07-03 10:43 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[He's a go-getter, that Barron. Normally Prefect might do something more than just lie in the bottom of the boat and hope for the rocking to eventually stop on it's own, but he's at that point of drunkenness where having been kind of dropped down onto a hard surface has only given the world the opportunity to make it absolutely clear how quickly it's spinning.

Instead, he just kind of lies there with his arms and legs still hooked loosely around Barron.]

I think that went pretty well, Comrade. You are a very reliable person to be carried by.

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Date: 2012-07-04 09:33 am (UTC)
buywithme: (un-fake smile)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[Prefect just sort of drunkenly smiles back, because this is nice! Barron carrying him, and then being in a boat with Barron, and the boat chugging merrily off into the ocean... What else could one possibly do in this heat?]

So where are we sailing to, Comrade?

[He asks, drunkenly pushing himself up into a sitting position beside Barron. Definitely out to sea, is at least part of the answer.]

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Date: 2012-07-05 12:30 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Something is not right with the world...)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
I was a mermaid for a while. [Prefect recalls.] They're overrated, Comrade. And actually, I don't know if it's a great idea for us to go looking for an island by ourselves...

[He seems to recall leaving you stranded on one not too long ago, so that you could be his constant human companion...]

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Date: 2012-07-05 12:53 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Could it be I am a bad person?)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
It was more like a rock. You carried me then as well though! You are definitely good at carrying me around, Comrade. Definitely.

[He sits up a little more straight in the boat now, but that seems like a lot of effort, when Barron is practically standing, so he changes his mind and leans on his inmate's legs instead.]

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Date: 2012-07-05 09:59 pm (UTC)
buywithme: (declanpout)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Why was he angry? [Prefect asks Barron's legs, still slumped comfortably against his inmate.]

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Date: 2012-07-06 10:06 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Could it be I am a bad person?)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[Prefect makes a brief effort to sit up straight, but that's not working, so he slumps back against Barron's side, frowning.] Is this his boat? Didn't you rent it or something?

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Date: 2012-07-07 12:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] buywithme
Barron. [Prefect tells Barron's ankles:] You stole this boat, and that is wrong. You should turn it around and bring it back to the man.

[Alien, whatever. And in different circumstances, Prefect would be actually standing up and trying to make Barron do this thing. But not today.]

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Date: 2012-07-09 12:21 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
You can carry me again. Or I'll put a towel down. Comrade, turn the boat around.

[He reaches up to grab the side of Barron's pants, trying to pull himself up using Barron's pants as a handle.]

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Date: 2012-07-09 12:34 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Calm Prefect)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
I'm not waiting until we get to land! [Prefect gives another determined yank on Barron's pants, and struggles up to his knees.]

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Date: 2012-07-09 12:38 am (UTC)
buywithme: (GLORIOUS BUM)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Maybe you should have thought about that when you stole a boat! [Prefect's going to keep pulling, putting all his weight on yanking either himself up, or Barron's pants down.

Preferably himself up, but... well... he'll take either.]

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Date: 2012-07-09 12:58 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] buywithme
[Oh.

Well.

Now what?

Barrons legs are shapely and tan and that is what Prefect has learned today.

Also his boxer shorts have go faster stripes going down the sides of them which are quite fetching, but... well... now what? Prefect stares dumbly at the legs for a moment, before asking:]

Did you bring sun-tan lotion?

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Date: 2012-07-09 01:04 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Ooooooooh!)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
How would you even remember? [Asked Prefect, giving Barron's boxer shorts a more thorough inspection with his eyes.]

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Date: 2012-07-09 01:11 am (UTC)
buywithme: (facepalm)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Your legs are going to get burned, Comrade. Let's go back.

[He's on his knees already, so he cranes his neck to try and see if Barron's actually aiming for anything in particular, or if they're just lost at sea by now.]

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