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[Dated early in the flood, before Ivy shenanigans.]

Prefect. Come on a boat ride with me. [Barron sounds very, very drunk.] I have a boat and everything.

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Date: 2012-07-09 12:58 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Default)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[Oh.

Well.

Now what?

Barrons legs are shapely and tan and that is what Prefect has learned today.

Also his boxer shorts have go faster stripes going down the sides of them which are quite fetching, but... well... now what? Prefect stares dumbly at the legs for a moment, before asking:]

Did you bring sun-tan lotion?

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Date: 2012-07-09 01:04 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Ooooooooh!)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
How would you even remember? [Asked Prefect, giving Barron's boxer shorts a more thorough inspection with his eyes.]

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Date: 2012-07-09 01:11 am (UTC)
buywithme: (facepalm)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Your legs are going to get burned, Comrade. Let's go back.

[He's on his knees already, so he cranes his neck to try and see if Barron's actually aiming for anything in particular, or if they're just lost at sea by now.]

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Date: 2012-07-11 10:54 pm (UTC)
buywithme: (could it be I am a bad person?)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
The island we were just on was pretty nice. Can we go there again?

[This is Prefect at his most cunning. He decides to take another shot at getting up, and having forgotten the trauma that befell him last time he attempted this, reaches up to grab the side of Barron's boxer shorts, for a hand hold.]

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Date: 2012-07-17 11:54 am (UTC)
buywithme: (declan pout)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
What's wrong with the people from the Barge?

[Prefect is a person from the Barge! What's your problem with him, Barron? Still, this time he's actually making some progress when it comes to pulling himself up, and with a bit of work, he moves his grip to Barron's shirt, then Barron's shoulder, and then he's standing up! HUZZAH!]

I like the people we already have.

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Date: 2012-07-19 12:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] buywithme
Most people are lame period, Comrade.

[Oh god, did Prefect ever mention that he's secretly kind of a bitch?]

But I like being around ones I know.

[He kinda leans on Barron now. Yes, them not falling over is all in your hands, inmate.]

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Date: 2012-07-20 01:21 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Comrade)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Hey, so, do you have a lot of friends on the Barge yet, Comrade? Because mostly when I see you you're just hanging out with me.

[Prefect says this like he does not even care at all, because Barron hanging out with him is the best thing his inmate could possibly be doing anyway. The wobbling does not go unnoticed, and Prefect reaches an arm around Barron's waist to steady himself, and... possibly actually gives his inmate an unintentional helpful little tug backwards.]

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Date: 2012-07-21 03:08 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Could it be I am a bad person?)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
You talk to a lot of girls?

[Dean seems fine, but what's this about girls? Prefect's tone might shift just a tiiiiiny bit in response to that revelation.]

Like who? Anyone I would know?

[He's turned his head and is now staring at you, Barron, with the intensity of a very drunken man.]

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Date: 2012-07-23 12:16 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Bruised prefect)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
Wanda's not cool. [Prefect says decisively.] Wanda - actually Comrade, if I was to state my opinion of her far away from the network where no one could hear me and I couldn't damage her self esteem - Wanda, is the actual most self absorbed person on this entire ship.

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Date: 2012-07-23 12:26 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Prefect increduous)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
She's not even a bad person? She's just... everything has to be about her. Even things that don't concern her at all have to be about her, and if nothing is about her, then she'll just make things up and make them about her.

[He flaps a disapproving hand.] I really think, Comrade, that she'll get over her anger issues, and graduate, and still be totally insufferable because of that.

[Then he turns his head, eyebrows lifting.]

I'm not sassy! I'm just observant. I am an observant Comrade.

[He is totally a secret sass.]

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Date: 2012-07-25 11:44 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
[Prefect looks at Barron with a kind of anguish.]

I keep trying to tell people that, but no one ever believes me. I happen to evade all sorts of trouble by observing. Example: I have observed that engaging in romantic relationships on the barge ends in sorrow and failure as opposed to happy life partnerships at a ratio of 9:1. So I avoid this minefield of problems.

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Date: 2012-07-26 12:44 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] buywithme
I don't like touching other people either. [Said Prefect, notably not removing himself from where he was mashed up against Barron for support.] It's just a happy coincidence that my inability to be physically intimate with people has paid off.

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Date: 2012-07-27 12:03 am (UTC)
buywithme: (Default)
From: [personal profile] buywithme
It doesn't even work though, Comrade. People still just get all over me despite my attempts to deter them.

[Prefect sounds distinctively sullen, but also a bit drunk. Sometimes he's just sullen for the sake of it when he's drunk.]

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