[36] - [Voice, Public. So Public.]
Sep. 29th, 2012 12:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sharpememoryHey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.
Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.
Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.
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I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.
Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.
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I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.
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Date: 2012-09-29 02:53 am (UTC)Okay, how much sex have you actually had?
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Date: 2012-09-29 02:55 am (UTC)[Private]
Dude, I did go to college, okay?
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Date: 2012-09-29 03:01 am (UTC)[Okay how does he even put this]
Regular chicks are one thing, and there's a whole lot of fun you can have with them. But add in the whole alien factor with pinning and ripping clothes off and them not getting tired and you're in a whole new playground.
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Date: 2012-09-29 03:03 am (UTC)Oh. Okay. I can see how that would be a thing that people are into.
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Date: 2012-09-30 07:50 am (UTC)[He smirks]
Mix in aliens, kid, and you get a whole new experience.
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Date: 2012-10-01 09:55 am (UTC)[private]
Date: 2012-10-01 10:32 am (UTC)Speed dating's not really about the deep, spiritual connections. It's about a quick once-over for physical compatibility, basic creeper tests, and if you pass those on both sides, more often than not it ends up in a few drinks and a trigger decision for a one night stand you almost always regret in the morning.
[... Or maybe that's just the women Tony normally associates with.]
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Date: 2012-10-01 10:33 am (UTC)[private]
Date: 2012-10-01 10:37 am (UTC)Hawkward.]
Yeah that's... actually why you usually try to avoid the whole emotional attachment thing while sleeping around.
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Date: 2012-10-01 10:40 am (UTC)So, anyway. One night stands? Work a lot better.
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Date: 2012-10-01 10:44 am (UTC)Dating without sex. [....] That sounds like hell.
[Says the man who's been not-so-secretly falling in love with his PA for the better part of ten years.]
Forget the speed dating, just set up the casual sex club. I guarantee 90% of the aggression on this cruise will go away if we can get these people laid.
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Date: 2012-10-01 10:47 am (UTC)So true. Like, Ladd's calmed down, hasn't he? It's proof that the theory works.
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Date: 2012-10-01 10:53 am (UTC)Let me guess, opposite sides of the legal line?
[He stops, thinking, trying to remember who Ladd--]
Guy that tried to go on a killing spree when he got here? Made that sex post a while back? Yeah. He's practically the poster boy.
[Says the guy who's literally only been getting laid during completely mind-altering breaches.
He's so full of it.]
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Date: 2012-10-01 10:57 am (UTC)Seriously. Like, whatever they were doing seemed pretty crazy? But it also seemed to be working for them.
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Date: 2012-10-01 11:03 am (UTC)[And because that is dangerously close to going into the whole ~feelings~ side of things, Tony will just be oh so casually diverting focus to this new. Er. Topic...]
Hey, whatever gets his rocks off. And keeps us short another psychopath.
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Date: 2012-10-01 11:04 am (UTC)I'll say. They should make Lua an honorary warden.
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Date: 2012-10-01 11:13 am (UTC)[Nope-ing on out of that talking thing you brought up, sir.]
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Date: 2012-10-01 11:15 am (UTC)[private]
Date: 2012-10-01 11:19 am (UTC)[Okay let's be real he's totally picturing it.]
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Date: 2012-10-01 11:24 am (UTC)Um, yeah. Right. Speed dating. So you'll go to it?
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Date: 2012-10-01 11:27 am (UTC)[Buuuuut...]
Count me in. Should be fun.
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Date: 2012-10-01 11:28 am (UTC)[private]
Date: 2012-10-01 11:31 am (UTC)Can he just backtrack and erase that comment?]
Pepper Potts.
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Date: 2012-10-04 11:12 am (UTC)[private]
Date: 2012-10-12 08:57 pm (UTC)She was here for about a month. But, speed dating.
Still in.
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