[36] - [Voice, Public. So Public.]

[sharpememory]

Hey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.

Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.

Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.

[Added later.]

I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.

Comments

[Video]

[lastmanstanding]

No.

I've seen it happen.

[Lies. pretty obvious lies.]

[Video]

[sharpememory]

Whoa. Who'd it happen to?

Re: [Video]

[lastmanstanding]

They're not here anymore.

It was a real star-crossed romance kind of thing. She was a warden, he was an inmate, he had a lot of animal instinct and she...she was just pretty.

[His expression darkens.] But she was a warden looking after someone who he had a problem with and one day she disappeared and her inmate broke down, and had to repair herself after losing her.

Real classic dramatic stuff.

[Video]

[sharpememory]

That does sound really dramatic. Kind of messed up that the Admiral got rid of her, but I guess that is kind of his deal.

[Video]

[lastmanstanding]

He hated her warden first. I mean that was the funny part. I saw it, he set her up to be attacked, made things difficult for her. But she saw something that seemed to...to matter.

So they had a few long talks and then things turned serious. He made the first move-shouldn't have done that but...

You can't just say it's easy.

[Video]

[sharpememory]

How do you know so much about this anyway? Were you friends with one of them?

: [Video]

[lastmanstanding]

I was friends with the inmate.

[Video]

[sharpememory]

Oh. I can see how you'd know all that stuff, then.

Re: [Video]

[lastmanstanding]

It destroyed him.

...It would have never worked between him and the warden-I could see that coming but that kind of shit doesn't die you know? So...cavalier hooking up..

[Video]

[sharpememory]

Hooking up can be good, though. You just need to not take it seriously.

[Video]

[lastmanstanding]

...I'm here for a reason. It's not a reason I'd like ladies to know about. Telling them..

Some of us are just going to have to live alone.

[Video]

[sharpememory]

Wait, whoa. Okay. That sounds pretty dark. I take it back, maybe you should think about not going.