[36] - [Voice, Public. So Public.]

[sharpememory]

Hey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.

Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.

Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.

[Added later.]

I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.

Comments

[prayformefather]

You're that desperate to get a date?

[sharpememory]

I've actually had plenty of dates on the barge. I just feel sorry for everyone else. Maybe there'd be less fighting if people were busy with other stuff. Like Ladd hasn't done anything lately, has he? He's probably too busy taking Lua to dinner so they can be crazy together.

[prayformefather]

Who have you been on dates with?

[sharpememory]

People. Why are you so interested in my social life anyway?

[prayformefather]

Just curious. [Or, you know. Disbelieving. :V]

He is accurate. Barron, so dateless. ;-;

[sharpememory]

How many dates have you had?

It's not like Luther has any room to talk :c

[prayformefather]

None. I'm not interested in dating sanctimonious wardens or serial killers, thanks.

Barge: full of lonely people. :c

[sharpememory]

Well, I've guess you've got a point. I wouldn't date a warden, there'd be too much lecturing.

Well also his last girlfriend BETRAYED HIM!!! so Luther's not really dating rn :c

[prayformefather]

But you'd date a serial killer?

Luther D: :c

[sharpememory]

Not a crazy serial killer who did it for laughs, but a hitman or something who's just doing their job would be okay with me.

don't feel too sorry he's a little shit >>

[prayformefather]

If they're just doing their job, why are they here?

Haha, the best kind of inmate c:

[sharpememory]

Because the Admiral is really arbitrary with that sort of thing?

brofist, Barron

[prayformefather]

You sure about that?

all the brofist

[sharpememory]

Yeah? I've been here for a while. I know stuff.

[prayformefather]

I guess we're gonna have to agree to disagree.

[sharpememory]

Alright, then. We'll do that. Like gents.

[prayformefather]

Gents?

[sharpememory]

Gentlemen. That's us.

[prayformefather]

I just don't think I've ever heard someone use that word outside of a British TV show from the 60's. [Not that Luther watches these sorts of things but the comparison seemed appropriate? Maybe?]

[sharpememory]

Really? Maybe you need to start watching more gangster movies.

[prayformefather]

I think I had enough of that thanks to that Breach.

[sharpememory]

Yeah, I can feel that. Gangsters were less cool when you actually had to deal with them.

[prayformefather]

What'd you end up doing?

[sharpememory]

Being a crazy homeless guy. Pretty disappointing, to be honest.

[prayformefather]

Better than being shot to death in a parking garage by some mobsters.