[36] - [Voice, Public. So Public.]

[sharpememory]

Hey, people. Let's be real, none of us on barge are getting lucky or having as many romantic dinners as we should. So I think the only answer to this is to have speed dating, preferably at Thursday nights. And preferably next to the pool, in case we feel the need to turn it into pool party speed dating.

Kids, if you're under 18, you're just gonna have to go and entertain yourself with coloring books.

Alien people, you might want to go organize your own thing. The vampires will probably be into it.

[Added later.]

I take it back, aliens and whatever are totally included. Surely someone will be into it.

Comments

[sharpememory]

I dunno, it just makes me feel a bit gross to think about getting with them. Although if the aliens really want to come, I guess they can.

[timesbureaucrat]

What a coincidence. I feel disgusted by the idea of getting with you.

It has nothing to do with your species, however.

[sharpememory]

Clearly you can't handle my exceptional good looks and rocking personality.

[timesbureaucrat]

Is that what they are? I thought they were highly mediocre looks and an insufferable personality.

[sharpememory]

Mediocre? Dude, do you have eyesight problems?

[timesbureaucrat]

Hardly. My eyes are far superior compared to your rather primitive human retinas.

[sharpememory]

My retinas are awesome. Maybe your retinas need to do their job better.