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[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.

[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.

[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]

It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.

[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]

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Date: 2011-02-15 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
What way would that be? In your opinion.

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Date: 2011-02-15 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Hey, come on man. I was just saying. Then you had to go and make it awkward. [Have a fake sigh.]

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Date: 2011-02-15 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
It's a negative opinion? Well, go ahead, tell me. I can handle a little criticism, my boy.

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Date: 2011-02-15 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I'm not your boss. It's not my job to give you feedback on how you do your job.

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Date: 2011-02-15 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Aren't you, sir? Even so, I value the opinion of my colleagues.

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Date: 2011-02-15 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
[So, so confused now. But rolling with it.] Then you should go ask them, right?

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Date: 2011-02-15 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
[Eddie is enjoying himself!]

Unlike you, they haven't approached me with concerns. I will take what you have to say in stride, I promise.

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Date: 2011-02-15 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Look, man. Your organization. I'm just saying.

Although my opinion of you would probably be improved if you helped find my manuscript.

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Date: 2011-02-15 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
My area of employment doesn't require a great deal of 'organization'. You're aware of what I do. Are you trying to evade giving me real criticism?

We do have a lot of yellow notebooks on board, so I'll take a peek inside, if that's alright?

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's more important than you think. If you were more organized you'd do your job better. It's called prioritizing.

You can if you want. It's not in English. [Blatant lies.]

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
We're not on the same wavelength, here. How about you give me an example?

It isn't? Fascinating. I didn't know you were fluent in another language. What's it written in?

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
[Ignoring the first issue and being all fake offended.]

You don't know what language it would be written in? Seriously?

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Yes, seriously. But that is easily rectified.

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I don't feel comfortable talking to you about this. It's a family history thing.

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Really? You were casual about your history, during our prior conversations. You just neglected to mention your fluency in another language. I couldn't say which, seeing as the places you mentioned have a diverse range of languages.

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
That's probably because I speak more than one. I wasn't about to list them all for you. It just didn't seem relevant at the time. [Lies, lies.]

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
It's relevant now. I'm interested.

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Well, if you insist. Spanish, of course, and Italian. A bit of Greek, a smattering of Hindi.

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Impressive! I'm fluent in a few of those myself. Dove hai imparato?

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I'm impressed. But it's the wrong one for the manuscript, I'm afraid.
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
[Oh hey, he can see espanol!] Spanish too. Very clever. But still not right.
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Which leaves Greek or Hindi. [In Greek:] I'm assuming neither.
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
To be honest, I think finding the manuscript in the first place should be our first priority rather than playing word games.

[Filter] - I was using google trans. XD

Date: 2011-02-15 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
People are looking. I'm just providing you with entertainment in the mean time. [Spanish:] Flower lower power tower towel.

[Filter] - It is the best. c:

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