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[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.

[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.

[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]

It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.

[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
It's relevant now. I'm interested.

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Well, if you insist. Spanish, of course, and Italian. A bit of Greek, a smattering of Hindi.

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Impressive! I'm fluent in a few of those myself. Dove hai imparato?

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Date: 2011-02-15 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I'm impressed. But it's the wrong one for the manuscript, I'm afraid.
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
[Oh hey, he can see espanol!] Spanish too. Very clever. But still not right.
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Which leaves Greek or Hindi. [In Greek:] I'm assuming neither.
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
To be honest, I think finding the manuscript in the first place should be our first priority rather than playing word games.

[Filter] - I was using google trans. XD

Date: 2011-02-15 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
People are looking. I'm just providing you with entertainment in the mean time. [Spanish:] Flower lower power tower towel.

[Filter] - It is the best. c:

Date: 2011-02-15 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, okay. This is the point where I leave. I've got better things to be doing.

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Date: 2011-02-15 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Is there something wrong? [Italian this time:] Do you honestly know any of these languages?

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Date: 2011-02-15 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Uh huh. This is the point where you've gotten obnoxious. Way to cut other people out of the conversation, man. This is on a filter for a reason.

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Date: 2011-02-15 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Common courtesy would allow two individuals who share the same fluencies to converse. We have a staff meeting for serious topics, remember?

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Date: 2011-02-15 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, right. We can swap tips at the next staff meeting. [Barron's new plan: change your memory so this never happened. Eventually.]

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Date: 2011-02-15 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Sounds like a plan. I'll give you a brief visit before then. To go over the topics.

[Filter] - lolol, timeskip spam?

Date: 2011-02-15 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
You do that. I'll be looking for my manuscript.

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