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Look, I'm not sure what happened with that whole 'memory changing' business, but I'm inclined to say flood. It's not my fault if it happened to focus in on me.


[Private - Prefect]

Hey, warden. We need to meet up. Maybe for a drink?

And seriously, can I have my shoes back? This is getting ridiculous.


[Private - Edward Nygma]

We need to talk. [Not sounding friendly in the slightest.]

Private

Date: 2011-04-14 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
No, we don't.

Private

Date: 2011-04-14 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
You broke my wrist. We need to talk about that, I think.

Private

Date: 2011-04-14 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Oh no, my self-defense harmed you. I never intended that to happen.

Private

Date: 2011-04-14 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, as if. You owe me. My arm is going to be in a cast for ages.

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Date: 2011-04-14 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
All I can do is be internally apologetic.

Private

Date: 2011-04-14 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Good for you. Some external apologies wouldn't be too bad as well.

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Date: 2011-04-14 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
I've already offered one.

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Date: 2011-04-14 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I don't remember. [Pause.] There's stuff missing from my room, you know. I'd put money on either you or Prefect taking it.

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Date: 2011-04-14 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
You probably forgot. You've very prone to doing that.

[Reflects the pause.]

Is there?

Oh, mm...

I might have cleaned up a few sticky-notes. Are they very important to you?

Private

Date: 2011-04-15 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, they are. I need them back. All of them.

Private

Date: 2011-04-16 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I don't see why I need to explain myself to a thief.

Private

Date: 2011-04-16 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
I was merely cleaning up. Our conflict was rather...

Messy.

Private

Date: 2011-04-17 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, right. Look, man. The nice way to do this is for you to just give them back. I'm not stupid enough to assume that you're not going to make copies or whatever. I just want my notes back.

Private

Date: 2011-04-17 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com
Cleaning up implies that I threw them away. Did that evade your notice?

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Date: 2011-04-17 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, like you'd just throw someone else's stuff away because you just felt like it.

Date: 2011-04-14 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-bluff.livejournal.com
Man, don't even start with that bullshit. You wanted a bunch of lackeys to do your dirty work for you so you weaseled your way into peoples's memories.

Date: 2011-04-14 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
You really think that? It sounds a little crazy, if you ask me. That someone could do that to your memories.

Date: 2011-04-14 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-bluff.livejournal.com
Do I look like a goddamn idiot to you? [Yes.] Shit, man. I've been here long enough to know this place ain't normal. Not a surprise that you ain't normal either.

Date: 2011-04-14 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
You see, that leaves us with a problem. You sound a little bit like you're going to hold a grudge.

Date: 2011-04-15 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-bluff.livejournal.com
Naw. I'm just gonna beat your head in if I catch you hangin' around me again. [Yeah, that sounds like a grudge. Also, he's too lazy to use a private filter.:|]

Date: 2011-04-16 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Heh, you could try. Reckon it's worth the week in zero, do you?

Date: 2011-04-16 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-bluff.livejournal.com
Sure is. Already been down there. Don't see what the big deal is.

Date: 2011-04-17 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Do you reckon it's worth being killed in retaliation?

Date: 2011-04-17 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-bluff.livejournal.com
Yep. But it's a waste of energy, you tryin' to kill me, don't you think? Not like it sticks.

Date: 2011-04-17 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I wouldn't bother, myself. I'm glad that you feel the same way. To be honest, I think that I underestimated you.

Date: 2011-04-14 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbladebitch.livejournal.com
Fool, coward, liar ... what other titles shall you take on, sirrah?

[Elric kind of wants to disembowel you, Barron, but he knows such things are frowned upon here.]

Date: 2011-04-14 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Awww, someone's taking that a little bit personally. It's just a flood, remember?

Date: 2011-04-14 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbladebitch.livejournal.com
According to your warden, not so.

Date: 2011-04-15 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
And you believe my warden, do you?

Date: 2011-04-15 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbladebitch.livejournal.com
I am disinclined to believe you.

You have been exposed before all and sundry and still you pretend and lie. I am not impressed.

Date: 2011-04-16 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, I bet you're not. Now you just have to ask yourself whether you can be bothered to do anything about it.

Date: 2011-04-16 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbladebitch.livejournal.com
I think that is a matter that should concern you more. Considerably more.

Date: 2011-04-17 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Should I take that as a yes?

Date: 2011-04-17 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbladebitch.livejournal.com
It would be wise if you did.

Date: 2011-04-18 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, okay. We'll just consider this a slightly awkward situation.

Date: 2011-04-14 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com
You -

You realize Prefect has already said in public that you can change people's memories, right? I mean, how stupid are you?

Date: 2011-04-14 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Hey, I'll give anything a try. [He honestly had forgotten that.] So, did I change your memory?

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Date: 2011-04-14 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Comrade that isn't how floods work. If you want people not to be angry with you then just apologize

[Sigh.]

All right. No pub for you, but I'll bring some gin over to your room.

And some new gloves.

[BECAUSE HE SAW THE HOLES YOU CUT IN YOUR LAST SET >C]

Private

Date: 2011-04-15 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I might. If I feel like it.

Oh, fine. But can you bring more than one bottle?

[Pause.] Uh huh. And what type of gloves might they be?
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
You messed up their memories, Comrade! Don't you see that is a bad thing to do? It's cruel

[Sigh.] All right, I'll bring you two bottles.

And they're blue cloth gloves, with yellow ducks on the back!

Private - cc:

Date: 2011-04-19 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
It's not cruel. If they're stupid enough to let it happen, it's not my fault that it does.

[Longest pause ever.] Right. Okay, look man. Go to the infirmary. Get some of their doctor gloves. I'll wear them under my normal gloves.

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Date: 2011-04-19 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Comrade, it doesn't just happen by itself! It is entirely your fault that it does. Besides, they thought you were wearing gloves.

[And a brief pause right back.]

No. Your hands will get sweaty in doctor gloves if you have to wear them all the time.

[Pause]

But if you wear the duck gloves, and give me your gloves, I'll patch the holes up, so you only have to wear the ducks for a couple of days.

Private

Date: 2011-04-19 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Only some of them did. The others didn't.

I don't care. The duck gloves are no an option. And trust me, I am fully capable of patching up my own gloves.

Date: 2011-04-15 06:14 am (UTC)
cisskabob: (Arms crossed)
From: [personal profile] cisskabob
Yeah. Nice try.

Date: 2011-04-19 07:15 am (UTC)
cisskabob: (I know something you don't)
From: [personal profile] cisskabob
Not even a little.

Date: 2011-04-19 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.

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