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Look, I'm not sure what happened with that whole 'memory changing' business, but I'm inclined to say flood. It's not my fault if it happened to focus in on me.

[Private - Prefect]

Hey, warden. We need to meet up. Maybe for a drink?

And seriously, can I have my shoes back? This is getting ridiculous.

[Private - Edward Nygma]

We need to talk. [Not sounding friendly in the slightest.]

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No, we don't.

You broke my wrist. We need to talk about that, I think.

Oh no, my self-defense harmed you. I never intended that to happen.

Yeah, as if. You owe me. My arm is going to be in a cast for ages.

All I can do is be internally apologetic.

Good for you. Some external apologies wouldn't be too bad as well.

I've already offered one.

I don't remember. [Pause.] There's stuff missing from my room, you know. I'd put money on either you or Prefect taking it.

You probably forgot. You've very prone to doing that.

[Reflects the pause.]

Is there?

Oh, mm...

I might have cleaned up a few sticky-notes. Are they very important to you?

Yeah, they are. I need them back. All of them.

Why?

I don't see why I need to explain myself to a thief.

I was merely cleaning up. Our conflict was rather...

Messy.

Yeah, right. Look, man. The nice way to do this is for you to just give them back. I'm not stupid enough to assume that you're not going to make copies or whatever. I just want my notes back.

Cleaning up implies that I threw them away. Did that evade your notice?

Yeah, like you'd just throw someone else's stuff away because you just felt like it.

Man, don't even start with that bullshit. You wanted a bunch of lackeys to do your dirty work for you so you weaseled your way into peoples's memories.

You really think that? It sounds a little crazy, if you ask me. That someone could do that to your memories.

Do I look like a goddamn idiot to you? [Yes.] Shit, man. I've been here long enough to know this place ain't normal. Not a surprise that you ain't normal either.

You see, that leaves us with a problem. You sound a little bit like you're going to hold a grudge.

Naw. I'm just gonna beat your head in if I catch you hangin' around me again. [Yeah, that sounds like a grudge. Also, he's too lazy to use a private filter.:|]

Heh, you could try. Reckon it's worth the week in zero, do you?

Sure is. Already been down there. Don't see what the big deal is.

Do you reckon it's worth being killed in retaliation?

Yep. But it's a waste of energy, you tryin' to kill me, don't you think? Not like it sticks.

I wouldn't bother, myself. I'm glad that you feel the same way. To be honest, I think that I underestimated you.

Fool, coward, liar ... what other titles shall you take on, sirrah?

[Elric kind of wants to disembowel you, Barron, but he knows such things are frowned upon here.]

Awww, someone's taking that a little bit personally. It's just a flood, remember?

According to your warden, not so.

And you believe my warden, do you?

I am disinclined to believe you.

You have been exposed before all and sundry and still you pretend and lie. I am not impressed.

Yeah, I bet you're not. Now you just have to ask yourself whether you can be bothered to do anything about it.

I think that is a matter that should concern you more. Considerably more.

Should I take that as a yes?

It would be wise if you did.

Yeah, okay. We'll just consider this a slightly awkward situation.

You -

You realize Prefect has already said in public that you can change people's memories, right? I mean, how stupid are you?

Hey, I'll give anything a try. [He honestly had forgotten that.] So, did I change your memory?

Comrade that isn't how floods work. If you want people not to be angry with you then just apologize

[Sigh.]

All right. No pub for you, but I'll bring some gin over to your room.

And some new gloves.

[BECAUSE HE SAW THE HOLES YOU CUT IN YOUR LAST SET >C]

I might. If I feel like it.

Oh, fine. But can you bring more than one bottle?

[Pause.] Uh huh. And what type of gloves might they be?

You messed up their memories, Comrade! Don't you see that is a bad thing to do? It's cruel

[Sigh.] All right, I'll bring you two bottles.

And they're blue cloth gloves, with yellow ducks on the back!

It's not cruel. If they're stupid enough to let it happen, it's not my fault that it does.

[Longest pause ever.] Right. Okay, look man. Go to the infirmary. Get some of their doctor gloves. I'll wear them under my normal gloves.

Comrade, it doesn't just happen by itself! It is entirely your fault that it does. Besides, they thought you were wearing gloves.

[And a brief pause right back.]

No. Your hands will get sweaty in doctor gloves if you have to wear them all the time.

[Pause]

But if you wear the duck gloves, and give me your gloves, I'll patch the holes up, so you only have to wear the ducks for a couple of days.

Only some of them did. The others didn't.

I don't care. The duck gloves are no an option. And trust me, I am fully capable of patching up my own gloves.

Yeah. Nice try.

Not buying it, huh?

Not even a little.

Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.

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