[9] - [Voice]

[sharpememory]

So, Prefect finally got me my powers back. It's been pretty great. I totally convinced some girl in the dining hall line that she needed to give me the last muffin because of some childhood trauma. You know, the usual. [Barron laughs.] Amazing stuff. Of course, that counts as using my powers responsibly, right? Because getting that muffin was pretty serious business.


[Inmate Filter]

So, yeah. That's where I'm at. It's amazing. I'm going to go and see if I can get some of you guys to fight with each other. I'll want a bit of a show, if you've all got any recommendations. Otherwise I'll be in the second floor common room, if anyone wants a game of pool.


[Private - Prefect]

Not really, not really. Go get a drink or something, old man. I've got a plan going. Just make sure you keep your journal around. I expect material rewards if I get some names. We're talking gloves. Lots of gloves.


[OOC: Barron is so full of lies. He doesn't have his power back. He's trying to goad people into attacking him so he can work out where some weapons are. And make Prefect feel bad if he ends up dying.]

Comments

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, a muffin. I'm really impressed. No, really, I am.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

I know. An amazing example of villainy.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Mostly I'm impressed that you had to use special powers to get a muffin.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

I know, right? What's the world coming to when a guy has to use his magic powers for that?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Something horrible. Really, it's a cruel world out there for people who eat muffins.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Exactly. There's a dire muffin shortage, so we all have to do what we can. I'm just the product of an abusive muffin system.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

The product of an abusive muffin system abusing the muffin system. What a cruel world we live in.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

I know. Someone needs to bring this very serious issue to the Admiral. You. Will you be my warden representative for muffin related issues? It might be a bit much for Prefect to handle.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't trust me with that sort of thing, you'll end up with a pile of waffles instead of muffins.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that would be a tragedy. I don't know how the barge would survive.