sharpememory: (Looking down)
[personal profile] sharpememory
This wouldn't be happening if you all wore gloves. [And Barron holds up his leather-gloved hands. Annoyingly, he actually looks to be in good health.]

I mean, come on, people. This is why personal hygiene and not being naked are a thing, you know?

[Where Barron comes from, gloves are just as critical as pants. Why are none of you wearing pants. :I]

[Private - Cassel]

Stay in your cabin, seriously. This shit always gets nasty fast. [Barron kind of thinks that you can't handle this. Sorry, Cassel.] And don't turn into anything with tentacles, people may think that you're a crazy doctor guy.

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 06:21 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (ʭ & no one even knew)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
No [you dick], but there's more than workers here. Anyway, it's none of your business.

Oh yeah? What ways? [He's just gonna enjoy this elaborate lie.]

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 07:40 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (Default)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
I met a vampire. He was okay. He has cats. [Which is pretty funny, considering, if your sense of humor is morbid which his is.]

Okay, tell me more.

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 07:51 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (ʭ man he never had a chance)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
We already had this conversation. If they can do it, why haven't they?

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 08:01 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (ʭ sets off an unsuspecting herd)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
Yeah, I do. But we have trust issues.

[Cassel wins the award for understatement of the year.]

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 08:14 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (Default)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
That makes one of us.

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 08:17 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (ʭ it was really only you)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
Nobody. So it's a day ending in Y.

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 08:19 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (ʭ man he never had a chance)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
Cry me a river.

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 08:23 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (Default)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
. . . Wait, that's how long you've been here?

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 08:42 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (Default)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
[Wow, that's actually super depressing. And Cassel doesn't want to believe him, because it's probably a lie, because it's Barron, but he's a little sad anyway. And hates it.]

You never tried to get out before?

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 08:48 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (Default)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
Tell me about it. [And he'll see if he can guess how much you're lying.]

[private]

Date: 2013-02-24 08:52 am (UTC)
patheticvillain: (ʭ man he never had a chance)
From: [personal profile] patheticvillain
That's a pretty bad deal. Put something else in the pot and I'll think about it.

[private]

From: [personal profile] patheticvillain - Date: 2013-02-24 09:10 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: [private]

From: [personal profile] patheticvillain - Date: 2013-03-07 11:04 pm (UTC) - Expand

[private]

From: [personal profile] patheticvillain - Date: 2013-03-07 11:10 pm (UTC) - Expand

[private]

From: [personal profile] patheticvillain - Date: 2013-03-07 11:14 pm (UTC) - Expand

[private]

From: [personal profile] patheticvillain - Date: 2013-03-07 11:19 pm (UTC) - Expand

[private]

From: [personal profile] patheticvillain - Date: 2013-03-08 03:11 am (UTC) - Expand

Profile

sharpememory: (Default)
sharpememory

February 2016

S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
14 151617181920
21222324252627
2829     

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Dec. 28th, 2025 09:36 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios