[41] - [Video] [A wee bit forward-dated, after Merlin's post.]

[sharpememory]

This wouldn't be happening if you all wore gloves. [And Barron holds up his leather-gloved hands. Annoyingly, he actually looks to be in good health.]

I mean, come on, people. This is why personal hygiene and not being naked are a thing, you know?

[Where Barron comes from, gloves are just as critical as pants. Why are none of you wearing pants. :I]

[Private - Cassel]

Stay in your cabin, seriously. This shit always gets nasty fast. [Barron kind of thinks that you can't handle this. Sorry, Cassel.] And don't turn into anything with tentacles, people may think that you're a crazy doctor guy.

Comments

[private]

[patheticvillain]

[Wow, that's actually super depressing. And Cassel doesn't want to believe him, because it's probably a lie, because it's Barron, but he's a little sad anyway. And hates it.]

You never tried to get out before?

[private]

[sharpememory]

I tried a couple of times. You can guess how it turned out. Although, I did get pretty close once.

[private]

[patheticvillain]

Tell me about it. [And he'll see if he can guess how much you're lying.]

[private]

[sharpememory]

I will if you agree to help me with round two.

[private]

[patheticvillain]

That's a pretty bad deal. Put something else in the pot and I'll think about it.

[private]

[sharpememory]

And what kind of something would you want?

[private]

[patheticvillain]

Do you even have anything that's valuable?

[private]

[sharpememory]

Money doesn't really mean a lot here. The only thing that inmates care about is weapons and they're easy enough to make.

Re: [private]

[patheticvillain]

I don't want money and I don't want weapons.

[private]

[sharpememory]

Yeah, what else is new? Look, that might word back at home, but here there aren't that many options about these things.

[private]

[patheticvillain]

I want a month of memories. I know you have them written down somewhere.

[private]

[sharpememory]

[That is... not what Barron had expected.] Your memories or mine?

[private]

[patheticvillain]

Yours. Barge memories, two to six months before I got here. Pick any month, I read them with you so you can't change anything and neither can I.

[private]

[sharpememory]

I'm guessing the months that I was in a coma don't count. [So bitter right now.]

[private]

[patheticvillain]

Good guess.

[private]

[sharpememory]

I'll think about it. I'll need some time to pick the month that most accurately represents my awesomeness.

[private]

[patheticvillain]

Yeah, I bet you do.