[34] - [Voice, Public]

[sharpememory]

[Barron sounds like death warmed up. This was intended to be private to Prefect, but due to the flood's affects he couldn't be bothered with it.]

You know what's amazing, comrade? When you reckon that the human body would have a limit to how much vomit it can chuck up. Pro tip? There isn't one. I must have hurled at least a dozen times today.

[A pause, because that lie is not helping Barron feel better right now.]

I think I'm gonna keep drinking until it goes away.

Comments

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Yes, I'm sure that will help everything. [ Oh, the sarcasm. ]

Did you by any chance vomit out your brains as well?

[sharpememory]

Hasn't failed yet. And last time I checked my brain was still in my head.

[Private]

Also, I totally spoke to the warden of that crazy vampire chick who attacked you because of that cat. And she said that she thought the it was all fine? It was weird.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

Ah, yes, I was afraid that might be the case. I'm sure the woman has her warden wrapped around her little finger. One of many cases of favoritism here.

It's sweet of you to worry, but I'll simply have to be more careful around her in the future.

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[sharpememory]

Seriously. I like my warden a whole bunch, but I wouldn't mind one that agreed with everything that I said.

Yeah. You'll have to make sure to avoid her. I probably should too.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

Of course. I would hate to think of you getting hurt on account of something like a little kitten.

[ She's going to be feeling this in the morning, but it's totally worth it. Although you may notice her lip twitch ever so slightly. ]

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[sharpememory]

That's sweet. You'll have to be careful, I might start thinking that you don't hate my guts.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

You've been nothing but kind to me. [ That's totally meaningless, and true enough that she already feels better! ]

Re: private;

[sharpememory]

I guess so. I even fixed up your roof that one time.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

In a manner of speaking, of course.

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[sharpememory]

When we were pirates?

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

Yes, I recall. But it wasn't quite my roof, now was it?

Re: private;

[sharpememory]

Right. Weren't you married or something?

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

Not precisely. [ She just had Arthas wrapped around her little finger. ]

I meant that I wasn't entirely myself.

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[sharpememory]

Oh, right. I wasn't really myself either.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

I imagine not. Although I have no doubt you would have fixed the roof regardless. [ Because she's just that sure of her ability to manipulate people. ]

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[sharpememory]

I would have! I would have done a good job as well.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

I have no doubt. Though there's not much call to fix roofs anymore.

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[sharpememory]

Too true. Who knows, maybe I'll get to fix up a common room one day.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

I've no doubt the occasion will arise.

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[sharpememory]

Yeah, I'm sure that vampire girl will throw a fit about something.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

Not to speak ill of the mentally infirm, but I doubt she has the strength to cause much damage to one of the common rooms.

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[sharpememory]

Really? So she's not that strong?

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

She is stronger than an ordinary human, but based on the level of force she used on me [ Which wasn't enough, if you ask Medusa. She could still get away. That's weak. ] I would estimate that destroying one of the walls here would take a concerted effort. She could do it, but she wouldn't get terribly far.

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[sharpememory]

Huh. Well, that's good to know. Do you reckon that many wardens would be able to take her down or only the really heavy hitters?

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

One warden with amplified physical strength should be enough. Two with sufficient combat experience and normal human strength could probably manage as well.