[1] - [Voice]

[sharpememory]

[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.

[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.

[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]

It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.

[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]

Comments

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[general-chang.livejournal.com]

That will not change your idiocy. I am Chang. I am an inmate on this interdimensional barge, as are you. If you do not recall dying, then you have furthered your dishonour in life with a dishonourable death as you slumbered. If you doubt my words, go to deck. There is no sea.

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[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Okay, someone might have been hitting something a little hard. You should go to a doctor, seriously. You've probably been worked by someone with a pretty warped sense of humor.

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[general-chang.livejournal.com]

Go to the deck, now, fool, before you further humiliate yourself. [This is said with utter politeness despite the 'before I gut you' undercurrent.] Others would not be as kind as I.

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[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've heard about the amazing view. And seriously, since when did not wearing gloves make peopole stupid? The sky doesn't look like that. The staff paid a memory worker to enrich your cruise experience. Obviously.

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[general-chang.livejournal.com]

[Gloves. Whatever.] My memories have not been altered today. [Other days, yes, today, no.] Perhaps you will believe me when I throw you over the side? It's no illusion!

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[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Right, okay. Look, crazy guy, that's great. You should go talk to a doctor about this stuff, get it off your chest.

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[general-chang.livejournal.com]

You are a fool. [Disconnects.]