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[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.

[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.

[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]

It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.

[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]

[Gloves Filter]

Date: 2011-02-15 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
[Her looks says you are cray-cray.] What's your name?

[Gloves Filter]

Date: 2011-02-15 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Barron Sharpe. You may have heard of me. [Said jokingly.]

[Gloves Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
I have not. Did I torture you in the past? I sometimes forget their names.

[Gloves Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Torture? [Does't sound overly disturbed by this.]

[Swap to Private Filter]

Hey, you wouldn't be a body worker, would you? [Also known as a person with the magical power to break bones.]

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
Guess not then. How is it you know me?

[She takes this completely the wrong and totally perverted way.]

I've worked bodies before but I wouldn't call myself a body worker. I'm a Mord-Sith.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Like I said. Casual acquaintances.

Well, you either are or you aren't. [Pause.] Oh. Well, if you put it that way. Although I've never heard anyone call doing that a 'Mord-Sith' before. Is it slang for something?

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
You're making this up.

Mord-Sith are Lord Rahl's bodyguards. We're well versed in pain and pleasure.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Maybe. Can you blame me? You're a pretty interesting person. I just want to get to know you better.

Right. Is Lord Rahl on the cruise too?

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
Get to know me for what purpose?

He died but did not end up here like the rest of us.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
To see more of you, of course.

Yeah, I'm not sure what you mean by that.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
I don't think so.

The inmates who arrive here have all died back in their world.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
You can't blame a guy for trying.

Yeah, that doesn't seem likely.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
Many have tried. Few have succeeded, unless I sought out their company first.

Unlikely, but true. You're dead as well if you're an inmate.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-16 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Yeah, that doesn't really surprise me. Some people find the whole torturing business off putting as well.

I don't know. I feel pretty alive right now.

[Private Filter] sorry for the delayed reply!

Date: 2011-02-18 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
I don't torture just anyone. It's hardly something to be concerned about.

So do I. But I'm not.

[Private Filter] No probs. c:

Date: 2011-02-18 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Of course. Do you have any favorite targets?

Yeah, you don't see the logic problem there?

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-18 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
Whoever Lord Rahl asks me to torture. Sometimes I pick a man based on how much fun I think I'll have though.

I do. But I've already gone through the whole "I'm not dead." "Yes you are." when I first arrived. Logic seems to be thrown completely out in this place.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-19 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Well, since Lord Rahl isn't here, doesn't that mean that you don't have anyone to torture? Officially?

I'll say. Everyone in this place seems to be worked, to say the very least. I don't know who'd be prepared risk the blowback to mess with this many people though.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-19 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
Not officially, no. If I ever get bored enough though, there's plenty of people around.

Worked? It's the Admiral who's taken us all here. Good luck trying to find him though. He stays well hidden.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-19 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
But how would you pick a target? [Wondering for his own personal well being, mostly.]

You can't really stay well hidden on a ship. Does he have a cabin?

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-19 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
I'll pick whoever manages to annoy me the most. Or whoever looks like they'll be hard to break. I love a challenge.

Not that anyone knows of. If he does, it's likely hidden by magic.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-19 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Considering how easily you picked apart my lie before, I don't think I'd be a particular challenge for you.

That's possible. Difficult, but possible. [The Admiral could theoretically remove the memory of his cabin from peoples minds and then remove it again if anyone happened to come across its location.]

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-19 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletweapon.livejournal.com
We'll see. [Best to leave them scared.]

I'd say it's easily done if he's a wizard. Judging by all the ridiculous things he puts us through, it's not unlikely.

[Private Filter]

Date: 2011-02-19 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
A wizard? You do realize that they don't really exist, right? It's just some people who like to make some money off worker mythology.

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