[41] - [Video] [A wee bit forward-dated, after Merlin's post.]

[sharpememory]

This wouldn't be happening if you all wore gloves. [And Barron holds up his leather-gloved hands. Annoyingly, he actually looks to be in good health.]

I mean, come on, people. This is why personal hygiene and not being naked are a thing, you know?

[Where Barron comes from, gloves are just as critical as pants. Why are none of you wearing pants. :I]

[Private - Cassel]

Stay in your cabin, seriously. This shit always gets nasty fast. [Barron kind of thinks that you can't handle this. Sorry, Cassel.] And don't turn into anything with tentacles, people may think that you're a crazy doctor guy.

Comments

...lolling so hard irl, Red Mist what are you even.

[sharpememory]

That... might be part of it? [Barron is so not sure where to start with this.] But as a general thing, people should be wearing gloves all the time.

Culturally uneducated is what.

[mistconduct]

Okay, yeah, good luck getting everyone to agree to your tyrannical OCDness, Guy. I don't think that's going to happen.

He is perfection <3

[sharpememory]

Yeah, I've actually heard that a couple of times. You're probably right, but I'm totally still aiming to at least have the kitchen staff wearing gloves by Christmas and for the infirmary staff not to be wearing those weird see through gloves.

<3 Don't tell him, it'll go to his head.

[mistconduct]

...Okay, see, I can back the people fucking handling my food to wear gloves because that is fucking gross. I mean, I wear gloves about 50/50 percent of the time but I'm not spooning up bacon and eggs.

[sharpememory]

Seriously. They're all 'Oh, we wear them sometimes!' and all 'What does it matter, we wash our hands a ton,' but come on. Standards, people. We need them.

[mistconduct]

Cross-contamination for the fucking win.

[sharpememory]

Yeah, seriously. And what's your name? We haven't met, right?

[Barron's memory is like swiss cheese, but his being in a coma recently makes this a pretty good bet.]

[mistconduct]

Great. Now I can't eat anything that isn't pre-packaged anymore.

No, we haven't. I'm Red Mist.

[sharpememory]

Yeah. It's a shame that they don't let inmates cook for themselves.

Huh, weird name. I'm Barron. [Like you're one to judge, Barron.]

[mistconduct]

Yeah, well, I can't cook either so it's a double-edged sword.

[Oh, you're Barron. He's heard of you. Now, how to bow out gracefully from this conversation?]


Do you hear something beeping? I hear something beeping. Fuck, maybe we're under attack. I should go see.

[sharpememory]

Okay, you go do that. You should probably raise the alarm if we're at a port or whatever.

[mistconduct]

Yep. Totally going to go do that.

[Totally not going to hide in his room]