[1] - [Voice]
Feb. 15th, 2011 08:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sharpememory[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.
[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.
[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]
It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.
[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]
[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.
[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]
It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.
[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]
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[Private Filter]
Date: 2011-02-16 12:21 am (UTC)Mord-Sith are Lord Rahl's bodyguards. We're well versed in pain and pleasure.
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Date: 2011-02-16 12:23 am (UTC)No, I've been here a while. And yeah, I heard about the prison ship thing. All just part of this no gloves roleplay thing, isn't it?
[Private Filter]
Date: 2011-02-16 12:29 am (UTC)Right. Is Lord Rahl on the cruise too?
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Date: 2011-02-16 12:37 am (UTC)Are you sure? Because I have been here for a while, and I don't think we've ever met.
[Pause]
Wait, no gloves... roleplay? What are you talking about?
[Private Filter]
Date: 2011-02-16 12:38 am (UTC)He died but did not end up here like the rest of us.
[Private Filter]
Date: 2011-02-16 12:43 am (UTC)Yeah, I'm not sure what you mean by that.
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Date: 2011-02-16 12:45 am (UTC)You've been worked, I think. You should talk to a doctor.
[Private Filter]
Date: 2011-02-16 12:48 am (UTC)The inmates who arrive here have all died back in their world.
[Private Filter]
Date: 2011-02-16 12:49 am (UTC)Yeah, that doesn't seem likely.
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Date: 2011-02-16 12:51 am (UTC)[WAIT. GLOVES. WORKED. PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER, PREFECT!]
Oh! Comrade! Uh, is your name by any chance...
[Shuffle, shuffle, rustling of paper:]
...Barron Sharpe?
[Private Filter]
Date: 2011-02-16 12:53 am (UTC)Unlikely, but true. You're dead as well if you're an inmate.
no subject
Date: 2011-02-16 12:54 am (UTC)Yeah, that's me. And you are...?
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Date: 2011-02-16 01:06 am (UTC)[Rustle rustle, la la la, this is a pretty good file I'm enjoying here.]
Many crimes, of a wide variety back on your own world! Here, together, you and I will work towards redeeming you of your past actions, addressing the reasons why you felt compelled to be evil, and looking at how you could live your life without being evil in the future!
no subject
Date: 2011-02-16 08:00 am (UTC)Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? Did Philip put you up to this? Or Zacharov?
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Date: 2011-02-16 08:08 am (UTC)Neither Philip nor Zacharov are here, Brother, nor have I ever met either of them.
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Date: 2011-02-16 08:14 am (UTC)And can I have this 'file' back? Taking my stuff is not a good thing to do. [He thinks that this file is his journal.]
[Private Filter]
Date: 2011-02-16 08:19 am (UTC)I don't know. I feel pretty alive right now.
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Date: 2011-02-16 08:20 am (UTC)If this were a game, it would be one based around the single least attractive scenario someone could possibly concoct, and no one would willingly participate in it.
[Pause.]
However, if you wish to see your file and verify that it doesn't fit the description of your notebook, then I can accommodate you?
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Date: 2011-02-16 08:22 am (UTC)[Have a pause.] Yeah, we should do that. I want to see this 'file'. [He's starting to think you're working for the government, Prefect.]
no subject
Date: 2011-02-16 08:27 am (UTC)All right, Comrade, would you like me to come to your cabin? Or you could come to mine? Or we could meet somewhere neutral, like... the pub?
no subject
Date: 2011-02-16 08:32 am (UTC)We should meet in the bar. I've got a feeling that I'm going to need a drink. Or three.
no subject
Date: 2011-02-16 08:42 am (UTC)I'll see you in a few minute.
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Date: 2011-02-16 09:16 am (UTC)SPAM!
Date: 2011-02-16 09:22 am (UTC)a) There's no need to feel guilty, since his inmate is clearly a terrible person.
And
b) Barron probably won't even remember!
From Prefect's perspective, this is a win/win scenario!]
SPAM!
Date: 2011-02-16 09:25 am (UTC)[And hey, there's only one random guy hanging around on the deck. Time to approach him!] Hey, you're the Prefect, right?