[3] - [Voice]

[sharpememory]

It's normally not my thing to tell people when they're making a mistake. Especially not cops and competition. [Takes a breath.]

There's a whole bunch of people coming on board. People don't come from nowhere. It's pretty clear that we've landed at a port and our friend the Admiral is yet to announce it.

So why aren't any of you taking advantage? Especially the new people? Don't you guys want out before we move on? Doesn't anyone want to tell the cops about this hellhole?

[Dramatic sigh.] Some of us aren't satisfied sitting around and waiting for a rescue.

Comments

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

That's not lacking in intelligence. That's assuming that you guys would actually do something instead of sitting around and whining. Which was wrong, apparently.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Hey, man, I'm just curious. It's got nothing to do with my desire to flee, if you could call it that. I'm just testing the waters, yeah?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I doubt that.

Never heard of it. Let me guess. One of those serial killer workers that the media likes to panic over?

[darknessb4me]

Get off at a port and escape. Nobody's ever thought of that before. You must be some kind of visionary.

There's no port. Shut up.

[bigbad]

Have you questioned yours at all since coming here? Considered that just maybe you might be wrong?

Actually, no. The media didn't notice a bloody thing either. Nor did most of the citizens. They were all like you.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, except that I'm not. I studied workers back home.

Right. Sounds like whoever was doing this neck damage thing had a pretty good cleanup crew going after them.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

How do you know there's no port? We can't see past the space outside, can we?

[bigbad]

You're not back home. And what's that got to do with anything anyway?

Not really. We generally just left the bodies lying around when we were through feeding.

[darknessb4me]

Have you never seen a teleport spell?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

People can't teleport. That would be ridiculous.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Same rules apply all over the world, smart guy.

Oh, right. Your 'vampire' thing. You still running with that?

[darknessb4me]

[Lol ok he doesn't even know how to respond to that. That's like saying "people can't drive cars."]

[bigbad]

Not when you start dealing with multiple dimensions. Or has no one managed to get that one through your thick head either?

My unbeating heart and the mug of pig's blood I drank this morning say yes.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

[I love the differences between different universes. <3]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

No one mentioned that. Looks like you're the most worked out of the lot. That's pretty sad.

I believe that one when I see it.

[bigbad]

It's pretty bloody obvious when your inmate is literally the Wicked Witch of the West and there are all sorts of aliens and demons and other such creatures. And when apparently there's a TV show about you in other worlds.

Fine. Want to have lunch with me?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

We're on a ship where people come from multiple universes, sometimes after their own deaths, sometimes from worlds where the magic or technology for teleportation actually exist, and you're hung up on the idea that new people just stroll on board and we could all just stroll off again if we only had your unique vision.

Congratulations! You're an idiot.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Hardly necessary if you are leaving, is it?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm still not buying it. And I haven't seen anyone from any TV shows that I've ever watched.

I don't know. Are you going to rip my neck open?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

That depends on your point of view.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade, I suppose it would be a waste of time telling you that's not how this place works?

If it was really that easy to get out of here then there'd be a lot fewer people here.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Technology for teleportation doesn't exist and neither do other worlds. That's just basic common knowledge. If they existed, someone would have found them. And that someone isn't going to be some insane government project prison ship.

So congratulations. You're an idiot.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like I'm going to believe you. Come back to mess around some more in my head, huh?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade, I didn't do anything to your head the first time around! You did things to my head, but I was completely innocent of all wrongdoing!

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. I know emotion working when I see it. You probably just overdid it a bit, but it doesn't change the fact that you did it in the first place.