[1] - [Voice]

[sharpememory]

[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.

[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.

[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]

It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.

[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]

Comments

[Filter]

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

[Kid, you are weird. But Eddie'll play along.]

If I happen upon it, I'll be sure to contact you as soon as possible.

How are you enjoying the cruise?

[Filter]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Excellent. It was getting to a really interesting place. Boats exploding, missing girls. Riveting stuff.

Oh, you know how it is. The passangers are never happy, are they?

[Filter]

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Those sound right up your alley.

That I do. They can be on the infantile side of tolerant, which is to be expected of these sorts. [The sorts that weren't on the filter, that is.] Have you received complaints?

[Filter]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with a bit of drama.

No, no one's complained. Nothing like how they acted towards you. But at the end of the day, even that was fairly harmless. [HOPEFULLY.]

[Filter]

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Oh, I agree. We're all avid followers of drama, here.

Of course not, I can handle a few rowdy passengers. You've been observing?

Gloves filter - He likes gloves, they make him look like a punkish evil magician minion

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...staff meeting?

Gloves filter - And they could help with his tricks! :D

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Or drinks. Whatever we're calling it now, yeah?

Gloves filter - He has no clue what he's talking about, but he's not going to bother asking

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Drinks.

Gloves filter - Everyone loves drinks. :D

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

Awesome Fashion Filter

[requiresssacrifice]

Why do you assume I'm staff?

Awesome Fashion Filter

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. Have you gotten sick of the cruise's theme already? Or are you just shy?

Awesome Fashion Filter

[requiresssacrifice]

Shy? [JUST HUNGOVER. He blinks.] I've been sick of the 'cruise' for quite some time.

Awesome Fashion Filter

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

I can understand that. I don't see the appeal myself, unless there are ladies involved. That said, you could just get off at the next port. That's in, what, a week? [Random guesses? What could go wrong!]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Uh, Excuse me, Comrade? Is this a joke?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

[Boggling at the 'comrade' bit on the inside.] It's horrible, but I'm afraid not. Sometimes things really do go missing on trips like this.

SO MANY PROBLEMS, BARRON.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Your whole post is confusing. Why are you calling us patrons? Do you work for the Admiral?

[Pause]

And who's lost a notepad, and why didn't they post about it?

OH PREFECT. DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

You haven't been wearing gloves, have you? [Prefect = OBVIOUSLY WORKED.] Because seriously. Look around you. We're on a cruise, yeah? That makes you a passanger, also known as a patron.

[Gloves Filter] lol @ this guy

[scarletweapon.livejournal.com]

What is a staff meeting?

[Gloves Filter] :D

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

[Laughs.] You're always such a joker.

[Gloves Filter]

[scarletweapon.livejournal.com]

Do we know each other?

[Gloves Filter]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

We've run into each other once or twice. You don't remember?

Filter, guess who wears fingerless gloves?

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

You are a fool.

Filter. Oh, Chang. <333

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

I'm so hurt. Maybe we should meet up to discuss that.

Filter

[general-chang.livejournal.com]

That will not change your idiocy. I am Chang. I am an inmate on this interdimensional barge, as are you. If you do not recall dying, then you have furthered your dishonour in life with a dishonourable death as you slumbered. If you doubt my words, go to deck. There is no sea.

Filter

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Okay, someone might have been hitting something a little hard. You should go to a doctor, seriously. You've probably been worked by someone with a pretty warped sense of humor.