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[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.

[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.

[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]

It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.

[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]

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[Kid, you are weird. But Eddie'll play along.]

If I happen upon it, I'll be sure to contact you as soon as possible.

How are you enjoying the cruise?

Excellent. It was getting to a really interesting place. Boats exploding, missing girls. Riveting stuff.

Oh, you know how it is. The passangers are never happy, are they?

Those sound right up your alley.

That I do. They can be on the infantile side of tolerant, which is to be expected of these sorts. [The sorts that weren't on the filter, that is.] Have you received complaints?

There's nothing wrong with a bit of drama.

No, no one's complained. Nothing like how they acted towards you. But at the end of the day, even that was fairly harmless. [HOPEFULLY.]

Oh, I agree. We're all avid followers of drama, here.

Of course not, I can handle a few rowdy passengers. You've been observing?

Yeah, can't deny it.

No, I've just heard a thing or two. It doesn't take a lot to get a reputation.

I would hope I don't have one of those, having been here for such a short while.

Come on now, you're an impressive guy. In your way. [Nothing quite like blanket statements.]

What way would that be? In your opinion.

Hey, come on man. I was just saying. Then you had to go and make it awkward. [Have a fake sigh.]

It's a negative opinion? Well, go ahead, tell me. I can handle a little criticism, my boy.

I'm not your boss. It's not my job to give you feedback on how you do your job.

Aren't you, sir? Even so, I value the opinion of my colleagues.

[So, so confused now. But rolling with it.] Then you should go ask them, right?

...staff meeting?

Or drinks. Whatever we're calling it now, yeah?

[Eddie is enjoying himself!]

Unlike you, they haven't approached me with concerns. I will take what you have to say in stride, I promise.

Look, man. Your organization. I'm just saying.

Although my opinion of you would probably be improved if you helped find my manuscript.

My area of employment doesn't require a great deal of 'organization'. You're aware of what I do. Are you trying to evade giving me real criticism?

We do have a lot of yellow notebooks on board, so I'll take a peek inside, if that's alright?

Yeah, it's more important than you think. If you were more organized you'd do your job better. It's called prioritizing.

You can if you want. It's not in English. [Blatant lies.]

We're not on the same wavelength, here. How about you give me an example?

It isn't? Fascinating. I didn't know you were fluent in another language. What's it written in?

[Ignoring the first issue and being all fake offended.]

You don't know what language it would be written in? Seriously?

Why do you assume I'm staff?

Yes, seriously. But that is easily rectified.

I don't feel comfortable talking to you about this. It's a family history thing.

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