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[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course.

[And on to pleasant voice.] And for the rest of you, please enjoy your day.

[People-With-Gloves Filter. If you've been wearing gloves lately, you're included.]

It appears that someone has removed this notebook from my room. It's a manuscript for a novel I'm writing and I'd be very upset to lose it. It would mean a lot to me if it was returned before our next staff meeting.

[OOC: What's going on here: Barron's assumed that he's on some kind of hippy cruise, filled with the bizarre kind of people who don't wear gloves. Which in his universe is the equivalent of being half naked. So he's assumed that he's working here while trying to scam someone out of something and has forgotten a huge chunk of information after using his power. He also thinks that everyone he's seen wearing gloves is a normal person catering to the rest of you strange nudists (so cruise staff members). Finally, Barron thinks that he's lost the notebook where he wrote how he got here and is on a mission to find it. And sorry for the info dump, guys. :c]

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I'm impressed. But it's the wrong one for the manuscript, I'm afraid.

Qué hay de español?

[Oh hey, he can see espanol!] Spanish too. Very clever. But still not right.

Which leaves Greek or Hindi. [In Greek:] I'm assuming neither.

To be honest, I think finding the manuscript in the first place should be our first priority rather than playing word games.

People are looking. I'm just providing you with entertainment in the mean time. [Spanish:] Flower lower power tower towel.

Yeah, okay. This is the point where I leave. I've got better things to be doing.

Is there something wrong? [Italian this time:] Do you honestly know any of these languages?

Uh huh. This is the point where you've gotten obnoxious. Way to cut other people out of the conversation, man. This is on a filter for a reason.

Common courtesy would allow two individuals who share the same fluencies to converse. We have a staff meeting for serious topics, remember?

Yeah, right. We can swap tips at the next staff meeting. [Barron's new plan: change your memory so this never happened. Eventually.]

Sounds like a plan. I'll give you a brief visit before then. To go over the topics.

You do that. I'll be looking for my manuscript.

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